{"id":90532,"date":"2019-09-05T06:31:40","date_gmt":"2019-09-05T10:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=90532"},"modified":"2019-09-05T06:31:40","modified_gmt":"2019-09-05T10:31:40","slug":"drunk-marine-go-back-to-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=90532","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Marine: &#8220;Go Back to Sleep&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/crim.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-90533\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/crim-297x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"297\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to a <a href=\"https:\/\/rare.us\/rare-humor\/drunk-marine-breaks-into-home-to-cook-breakfast\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Rare.us news report<\/a>, a drunk Marine broke into someone&#8217;s house at 4 am and started cooking breakfast.\u00a0 When the homeowner confronted him, the Marine said &#8220;Go back to sleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"post-header-v3__headline rare-headline single-v3__max-container\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rare.us\/rare-humor\/drunk-marine-breaks-into-home-to-cook-breakfast\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>Drunk Marine Breaks Into Home to Cook Breakfast, Tells Homeowner to \u2018Go Back to Sleep\u2019<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A 19-year old Marine decided to nonchalantly break into a Safety Harbor home on Huntington Boulevard and began to cook some breakfast. Because maybe he thought the owner would appreciate\u00a0waking up to the smell of eggs. I mean, it\u2019s truly the best feeling in the world waking up to a home-cooked meal.<\/p>\n<p>But, obviously, this was wrong because this man just bursted into a strangers house at 4 in the morning. According to police, Gavin Crim decided to sneak into the house and just grab all the pots and pans he could find. Which is what probably woke up the terrified homeowner. So, as he\u00a0confronted him and told him to get out<strong>,<\/strong>\u00a0Crim just told the owner to go back to sleep ever so calmly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was going to call this &#8220;Thursdays are for Cooking&#8221; but thought it may not be original.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to a Rare.us news report, a drunk Marine broke into someone&#8217;s house at 4 am &hellip; <a title=\"Drunk Marine: &#8220;Go Back to Sleep&#8221;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=90532\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Drunk Marine: &#8220;Go Back to Sleep&#8221;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":663,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,331,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-marines","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/663"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90534,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90532\/revisions\/90534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}