{"id":90320,"date":"2019-08-29T13:45:45","date_gmt":"2019-08-29T17:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=90320"},"modified":"2019-08-29T13:10:23","modified_gmt":"2019-08-29T17:10:23","slug":"iran-fails-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=90320","title":{"rendered":"Iran Fails &#8211; Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_86776\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-86776\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-86776\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IranMissilePhotoshop4-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-86776\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photoshopped Iranian launch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Looks like Iran\u2019s rocketry needs some adjusting to make it work. Something blew up on the launch pad, per the attached photo. Like someone observed a while back, when prepping to jump to hyperlight speed, &#8220;Launching a rocket ain&#8217;t like setting off fire crackers. One small mistake, and BOOM! You&#8217;re dead!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You can see the results of the explosion in the satellite photo that accompanies the article.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/flashpoints\/2019\/08\/29\/satellite-photos-show-burning-iran-space-center-launch-pad\/\">https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/flashpoints\/2019\/08\/29\/satellite-photos-show-burning-iran-space-center-launch-pad\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the article:\u00a0 Satellite images appear to show the smoldering remains of a rocket at an Iranian space center that was to conduct a U.S.-criticized satellite launch.<\/p>\n<p>The satellite pictures were taken Thursday morning of the Imam Khomeini Space Center in Iran&#8217;s Semnan province.<\/p>\n<p>The photos show black smoke and part of a painted launch pad apparently scorched away. &#8211; article<\/p>\n<p>Whatever happened there, playing with that stuff is a good way to get yourself bumped off. I doubt that anyone is left to punish for that accident. The marks around the launch pad are visible.<\/p>\n<p>Respect the rocket and its fuel, or BOOM! You\u2019d think they\u2019d \u201cget\u201d what happened to the Russians a week or so ago, wouldn\u2019t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Looks like Iran\u2019s rocketry needs some adjusting to make it work. Something blew up on &hellip; <a title=\"Iran Fails &#8211; Again\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=90320\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Iran Fails &#8211; Again<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[308],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-iran"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90321,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90320\/revisions\/90321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}