{"id":88483,"date":"2019-06-29T10:15:50","date_gmt":"2019-06-29T14:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=88483"},"modified":"2019-06-29T09:45:52","modified_gmt":"2019-06-29T13:45:52","slug":"i-love-the-sound-of-choppers-over-my-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=88483","title":{"rendered":"I Love the Sound of Choppers Over My Roof"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_79138\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79138\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-79138\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sikorsky-in-flight-4-18-300x213.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sikorsky-in-flight-4-18-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sikorsky-in-flight-4-18-768x545.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sikorsky-in-flight-4-18-469x333.jpg 469w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-79138\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sikorsky in flight<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Washington, DC, residents report that the sounds of helicopters overhead make them feel as though they&#8217;re in a war zone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/06\/28\/washington-dc-residents-hearing-helicopters-from-military-bases-like-living-in-a-war-zone\/\">https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/06\/28\/washington-dc-residents-hearing-helicopters-from-military-bases-like-living-in-a-war-zone\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>They are, per the article, seeking to sell off their million-dollar residences and move to million-dollar dwellings elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Who knew that living in an area surrounded by the military bases listed in the article would make some benighted soul flashback to Kersh Guntzaman&#8217;s traumatic one-time encounter with a weapon that made him realize his manhood had never arrived.<\/p>\n<p>The horror!!<\/p>\n<p>Every time the Marines fly anywhere near my house, I can see my tax dollars at work. I do like to know that I get my money&#8217;s worth.<\/p>\n<p>Settle in with a cold one. It&#8217;s gonna be a bumpy jolt when you fall off your chair, laughing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Washington, DC, residents report that the sounds of helicopters overhead make them feel as though they&#8217;re &hellip; <a title=\"I Love the Sound of Choppers Over My Roof\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=88483\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Love the Sound of Choppers Over My Roof<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88483"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88484,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88483\/revisions\/88484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}