{"id":88221,"date":"2019-06-21T08:45:38","date_gmt":"2019-06-21T12:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=88221"},"modified":"2019-06-21T08:03:06","modified_gmt":"2019-06-21T12:03:06","slug":"joe-biden-speaketh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=88221","title":{"rendered":"Joe Biden Speaketh"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_86414\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-86414\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-86414\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/taurus-raging-hunter-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-86414\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Taurus Raging Hunter<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Put down your beverages and grab a box of tissues. This may cause you to laugh &#8217;til your eyes water and your nose runs. Don&#8217;r say you weren&#8217;t warned.<\/p>\n<p>Here goes:\u00a0\u00a0Joe Biden has done it again! He has found the solution to gunz controlz. He haz.<\/p>\n<p>From the WT article:\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/news\/biden-says-james-bond-style-smart-weapons-would-save-america-from-gun-violence\">https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/news\/biden-says-james-bond-style-smart-weapons-would-save-america-from-gun-violence<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"ArticlePage-articleBody-firstLetter\">F<\/span>ormer Vice President Joe Biden is taking inspiration from Agent 007 in explaining his plan to curb gun violence.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf I get elected president of the United States of America with your help, if that happens, guns, we have the capacity now in a James Bond-style to make sure no one can pull a trigger unless their DNA and fingerprint is on it,&#8221; Biden told roughly 180 donors in an Upper East Side penthouse Monday evening. &#8220;We have that capacity to do it now. You know it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Biden was referring to so-called &#8220;smart guns,&#8221; which require the owner&#8217;s fingerprint to be digitally verified before the weapon can be operated.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div class=\"connatix\">\n<div class=\"resize-triggers\">\n<div class=\"expand-trigger\">\n<div>&#8220;But what happens? The gun manufacturers, when two folks started to sell some of those guns to two dealerships, they said, &#8216;We\u2019re going to shut you down.&#8217; My god, we don\u2019t have to worry about the 2nd Amendment,&#8221; Biden continued. &#8220;Imagine all the people who would be alive today if the only person who could buy a gun is qualified because of background checks and they\u2019re the only ones that can pull the trigger? So my point is there are so many things we have the capacity to do.\u201d &#8211; Article.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Now while I may not have an incredibly deep bank of gunz-related info at my fingertips, the elite weapons he&#8217;s referring to in that rambling semi-lucid statement are plastic dummies created by the props departments for movie studios to use.\u00a0 Bond&#8217;s &#8220;smart&#8221; guns, those special things that no one but James Bond could use, are supposed to be microchipped and DNA-programmed to respond to Bond, and only Bond. Nice idea, but mostly wishful thinking.<\/p>\n<p>A bit more explicit description of how it doesn&#8217;t work is here at Daily Caller:\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2019\/06\/19\/joe-biden-thinks-dna-operated-guns-exist\/\">https:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2019\/06\/19\/joe-biden-thinks-dna-operated-guns-exist\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hope that Joe the Hands-on-everyone Man gets the nod from the Democrats. I sincerely do. Even Bernie thinks he&#8217;s a shmoe, but the two of them working together just might set the Democraps party back a half century or more.\u00a0 Maybe a whole century.<\/p>\n<p>I can dream, can&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put down your beverages and grab a box of tissues. 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