\n\u2014 Anonymous<\/em>\t<\/p>\n
\u201cWinston, if you were my husband I\u2019d put poison in your coffee.\u201d \u201cSurely nothing could be that funny.\u201d \u201cSuperman don\u2019t need no seat belt.\u201d \u201cSo I guess your long hair makes you a woman.\u201d \u201cEveryone knows I never read comics.\u201d \u201cAre you aware that you [as Spock] are the source of erotic dream material for ladies around the world?\u201d \u201cYou know there\u2019s a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R.\u201d \u201cBy all means let\u2019s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.\u201d \u201cMy advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you\u2019ll be happy; if not, you\u2019ll become a philosopher.\u201d \u201cWhy beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.\u201d Sources<\/u>: <\/p>\n
\n\u201cIf you were my wife, I\u2019d drink it.\u201d
\n\u2014 Lady Astor and Winston Churchill, following an argument<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u2014 jazz singer George Melly, after hearing Mick Jagger insist his wrinkles were laugh lines<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u201cSuperman don\u2019t need no airplane either.\u201d
\n\u2014 exchange between Muhammed Ali and an unnamed flight attendant which occurred after the flight attendant had asked Ali to buckle up<\/em> <\/p>\n
\n\u201cSo I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.\u201d
\n\u2014 exchange between radio and TV personality Joe Pyne and Frank Zappa during a 1960s interview<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u201cThat explains ‘Batman’.\u201d
\n\u2014 exchange between director\/writer Kevin Smith and Tim Burton (Smith had just told Burton that Burton\u2019s film “Planet of the Apes” reminded him of a comic book Smith had written.)<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u201cMay all your dreams come true.\u201d
\n\u2014 exchange between an unnamed female fan and Leonard Nimoy<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u2014 Dennis Miller, comedian<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u2014 Richard Dawkins, scientist<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u2014 Socrates<\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u2014 Steve Mirsky, author<\/em><\/p>\n
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\nAnd, finally (and somewhat seriously, though it also should make you smile for different reasons):
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\n“Will you tell me how we did this?”
\n\u2014 James E. Rudder, D-Day commander of Ranger Force (2nd and 5th Ranger Bns), to Collier’s<\/b> reporter W. C. Heinz during a 1954 visit to Pointe du Hoc<\/em><\/p>\n
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