{"id":87848,"date":"2019-06-10T11:00:21","date_gmt":"2019-06-10T15:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=87848"},"modified":"2019-06-10T10:26:14","modified_gmt":"2019-06-10T14:26:14","slug":"undersea-biology-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=87848","title":{"rendered":"Undersea Biology Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_87727\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-87727\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-87727\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Donuts-Wallpapers-26-620x349.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-87727\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Warning, may cause erratic driving. (Pixels Talk\/pixelstalk.net)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Your biology for today includes a new, up close and personal look at the infamous predator known as the mantis shrimp. There is one hidden among all those donuts, and you&#8217;ll soon see why.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if it can really see all the extra colors mentioned, but a rotating 3-pupil eyeball is probably an enormous asset in the world of octopus-eats-shrimp. Two are even better.\u00a0 I have a 144 count box of Crayola crayons that I have fun with on a regular basis. Much less expensive than a graphics tablet, and sidewalk chalk is also fun. You can create something that will convince people they&#8217;re about to step into a giant pothole with a fire at the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>So here you go. Watch out for those punching pinchers. I hear they can break glass. Maybe they could be hired for underwater attacks on enemy subs.\u00a0 Just don&#8217;t insult this psychotic little basterd. And don&#8217;t make remarks about his choice of shell style.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/F5FEj9U-CJM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><template data-arve_cachetime=\"2026-01-13T00:57:13-05:00\" data-arve_iframe_src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/F5FEj9U-CJM?feature=oembed\" data-arve_url=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM\" data-author_name=\"Ze Frank\" data-author_url=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@zefrank\" data-height=\"281\" data-provider=\"youtube\" data-provider_name=\"YouTube\" data-provider_url=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/\" data-thumbnail_height=\"360\" data-thumbnail_url=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/F5FEj9U-CJM\/hqdefault.jpg\" data-thumbnail_width=\"480\" data-title=\"True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp\" data-type=\"video\" data-version=\"1.0\" data-width=\"500\" class=\"arve-data\"><\/template><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your biology for today includes a new, up close and personal look at the infamous predator &hellip; <a title=\"Undersea Biology Time\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=87848\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Undersea Biology Time<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87848"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87849,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87848\/revisions\/87849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}