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Here’s our Poetrooper with some thoughts about the Lawyer to a Porn Star, Michael Avenatti. This is not a Valentine, but it is eloquent. ChipNASA, there may be some material here for the COI. In fact, Poe asked me to hold this, as it hit my in-box on the eve of 75th Anniversary of D-Day, and Poe didn’t want a Creepy Pron Lawyer (CPL) besmirching the memories of fallen heroes. As that is no longer the case, taxi to the active runway, Poe, you are cleared for takeoff.<\/p>\n
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Poetrooper<\/strong><\/p>\n Got an embarrassing itch, MSM? Could be Avenatti-itis Yuck. Just reading about the CPL makes me want to get a shower. Thanks, Poe, on another outstanding article.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nIn medical terminology, the suffix, itis, denotes an inflammatory condition, often accompanied by fretful itching. If any single word in the English language could apply to Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti, it\u2019s inflammatory. CPL inflamed the liberal media with his smug, confidence man self-assurance, entirely because he slyly targeted President Donald Trump, guaranteeing himself airtime on all the Trump-bashing mainstream venues. The media suckers quickly legitimized this California con artist defending a dissolute woman who had literally fornicated herself up to a level of national prominence, not that unlike many of her liberal loudmouthed, anti-Trump, casting-couch sisters in the entertainment industry.
\nFrom nowhere sprang this glib, bald-headed badass who bodaciously badmouthed DJT claiming that his porn star client had once enjoyed carnal congeniality with our sitting president. That, according to CPL\u2019s reasoning, rendered DJT subject to legal sanctions which would, upon full and further disclosures, render him unfit for office. Avenatti might as well have been on the back of a safari Land Rover throwing out chicken entrails while traversing a hyena preserve. The slathering pack of lefty talking heads greedily gorged themselves on every fetid tidbit, nodding in smug agreement, smacking their feral lips for more.
\nAvenatti may well go down as the greatest con artist in American history considering the absolute number of fools he fooled, a number geometrically compounded because the fools he fooled were sitting in front of cameras that were broadcasting CPL\u2019s lies and his compliant hosts\u2019 eager, nodding acceptance to a few million liberal viewers. The total numbers weren\u2019t all that great, due to their declining audience numbers, but still the liberal media venues afforded Avenatti a gullible audience of millions that no other con man has ever possessed. You have to give him credit\u2014he pulled it off for his fifteen minutes of fame\u2014before reality raised its fearsome factual face and the Creepy Porn Lawyer was exposed for the leeching parasite he is. This cynical, immoral abuser of attorney-client relationships brazened his way into the world news cycle, becoming a celebrity presence there until his real world of not just sleazy, but overtly and prosecutably criminal, behavior was bared. Avenatti, it seems, isn\u2019t just a con man\u2014this guy stole money from a disabled, severely handicapped client, among others, to buy himself a private jet\u2014and that was just one client among many defrauded by this CNN\/MSNBC promoted sleazebag.
\nIt\u2019s just impossible not to look at Avenatti, especially considering his porn-based birth into national prominence, as some sort of liberal STD that has spread throughout the media venues that welcomed him with open legs, eagerly embracing this morally and ethically infected mating partner for no other reason than that he whispered into their ears the political treachery that spread their thighs. The creepy Porn lawyer must have been laughing to himself at what too-easy pushovers these supposedly savvy media prostitutes actually are. But now, as is always true in the increasingly similar, seedy worlds of prostitution and mainstream media, there are transmissions carrying real consequences, with the question being: What will be the effect of the Avenatti-itis contamination in the liberal media? Will they learn from their too-quickly loving embrace of this slick-talking shyster? When the itchy inflammation and the humiliation ultimately pass, will they have learned from their mistakes?
\nI\u2019m kidding of course…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n