{"id":8759,"date":"2009-03-16T09:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-16T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=8759"},"modified":"2009-03-16T10:09:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T15:09:48","slug":"emodouche-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=8759","title":{"rendered":"EmoDouche strikes again!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here is that cowardly little catamite Chris Arendt again. I think I like him so much because he has all the intellectual heft of a bowl of creamed corn; the moral fiber of a turkey vulture; the rugged manliness of Judy Garland. And if the email I got from a \u201cfriend\u201d of his is accurate, he\u2019s also \u201ca chain-smoking douche who smells like a garbage fill.\u201d<\/p>\n

There is not one part of this asshats \u201ctestimony\u201d that furthers the dialogue or understanding of what happens at Gitmo. He offers no insight whatsoever, and his use of hyperbole and his emotional appeals leave his critique seriously wanting. For instance, apparently every one of the people at Gitmo is innocent. Really? What about the rate of recidivism? He talks about how detainees were released without \u201canything legislatively being brought against them.\u201d This mental midget doesn\u2019t even know the difference between judicial and legislative. He talks about a guy at Gitmo who fought against us because we \u201cimpeded on his soil.\u201d Impeded? Really? We \u201cinterfere[d] with or slow the progress of\u201d this guy\u2019s soil? You villainous bastards you!<\/p>\n

The first video is just money. He reads from a medical report prior to deployment. Apparently in HS he was the same pussy he is today. Did a lot of drugs, his step-dad didn\u2019t like him because he was a mamsy-pamsy schoolgirl, he got teased a lot etc. Bathroom stall Jones here tried to kill himself with an overdose of Tylenol, the standard method of offing yourself when you have absolutely nothing going right in your life. Apparently his prolific reading never imbued him with the knowledge that Tylenol isn\u2019t much of an agent for ending one\u2019s life prematurely. Essentially, the one thing I wish he\u2019d succeeded in he did in his typical half-assed fashion and screwed that up as well.<\/p>\n

He\u2019s fairly obviously a malingering asswipe who wanted out, and failing that, he figured he\u2019d make the rest of us pay. And elements of the anti-war movement are all too eager to give him the forum. According to the report, \u201chis judgment and insight appear limited.\u201d Truer words were never written my friends.<\/p>\n

I love the gratuitous shots at the National Guard. And the cannon cockers of the \u201cking of battle.\u201d This guy is a queen among the kings, no doubt about it. The National Guard, per this coward \u201cis not very soldierly.\u201d Chew on that one a while.<\/p>\n

Why this clown hasn\u2019t been charged with something is beyond me. In this video alone he admits to lying on his enlistment papers on numerous occasions. He joined only for the college money, and as soon as he feared being deployed, he went the malingerer route. Clearly this dude has some deep seated issues with anyone who isn\u2019t a momma\u2019s boy, and he figures that maligning all of us who did serve honorably will somehow make him cooler. That\u2019s a tough road<\/del> row to hoe. (*Although I also found references to “road to hoe”, grammaratarian fascist Sniper<\/a> convinced me to change to the proper agrarian reference.)<\/p>\n

Arendt has nothing going in his favor. Seriously, long term prognosis for this guy is not good. A man who got shit canned from his job distributing toilet paper doesn\u2019t really have a lot to look forward to in his sad life. Sooner or later he\u2019ll be on some form of Federal handout, because he\u2019s uniquely unqualified for anything other than possibly taking orders at the drive through. He creepily reminds me of the old pedophile on Family Guy, Herbert. I’m guessing his future involves a lot of time spent on the business end of a glory hole.<\/p>\n

After the jump, watch 30+ minutes of this jackass talking out his ass.
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