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{"id":87252,"date":"2019-05-21T08:41:35","date_gmt":"2019-05-21T12:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=87252"},"modified":"2019-05-21T08:41:35","modified_gmt":"2019-05-21T12:41:35","slug":"air-guardsman-posed-as-cia-agent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=87252","title":{"rendered":"Air Guardsman Posed as CIA agent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Houghtalen.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-87253\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Houghtalen.jpg?resize=240%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Houghtalen.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Houghtalen.jpg?resize=267%2C333&amp;ssl=1 267w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Houghtalen.jpg?w=539&amp;ssl=1 539w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This story is a couple of months old but I don&#8217;t think it was posted here before.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.airforcetimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/02\/20\/guardsman-arrested-after-reportedly-posing-as-cia-agent-to-impress-woman-at-church\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Air Force Times reports<\/a> that an Air Guardsman posed as a CIA agent to pick up women at church.<\/p>\n<div class=\" mco-body-item mco-body-type-text\">\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"element element-paragraph\">And other times, a man pretends to be a CIA agent to impress a woman he\u2019s developed an eye for, informing her she is &#8220;the target of a terrorist organization and that her life was in danger,\u201d and that \u201cif she did not follow his directions, she would be seriously injured or killed.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\" mco-body-item mco-body-type-text\">\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"element element-paragraph\">And they say chivalry is dead.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This entire article is hysterical so I&#8217;d encourage you to read it.\u00a0 It is a short read but they do mention his MicroSoft Office skills which may be on par with his CIA training and gives him &#8220;a particular set of skills.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When we were young, who didn&#8217;t like to hear of another man&#8217;s &#8220;game&#8221; or playbook when it came to picking up women &#8211; be honest.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Anyway, this seemed like a classic fail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This story is a couple of months old but I don&#8217;t think it was posted here &hellip; <a title=\"Air Guardsman Posed as CIA agent\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=87252\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Air Guardsman Posed as CIA agent<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":663,"featured_media":87253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,394],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-airforceposer"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Houghtalen.jpg?fit=539%2C673&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/663"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87254,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87252\/revisions\/87254"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/87253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}