{"id":871,"date":"2007-11-13T00:00:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T04:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/13\/berkeley-hippy-falls-out-of-tree-goes-boom\/"},"modified":"2007-11-13T00:00:55","modified_gmt":"2007-11-13T04:00:55","slug":"berkeley-hippy-falls-out-of-tree-goes-boom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"Berkeley Hippy Falls Out of Tree Goes Boom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A 24 year old hippy loser fell out of the tree he has been staying in to keep UC Berkeley from removing it. His hippy brethren had built a traverse line so they could get past the fence the university had built to keep hippies out of the trees. <strong>University spokesman Dan Mogulof says the fall is not the university&#8217;s fault.&#8221;The accident is very regrettable but to state the obvious, completely avoidable,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Things like this wouldn&#8217;t happen if people who are illegally occupying university property were obeying the law.&#8221;<\/strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nbc11.com\/2007\/1113\/14578061_240X180.jpg\" alt=\"This Hippy Now Believes in Gravity\" \/> While the hippy in question, Nate Hill, claims this wouldn&#8217;t have happened had the university not put up the fence. You know, the one they put up to keep hippies out of their trees. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc11.com\/news\/14574327\/detail.html\">NBC11 Story<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 24 year old hippy loser fell out of the tree he has been staying in &hellip; <a title=\"Berkeley Hippy Falls Out of Tree Goes Boom\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=871\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Berkeley Hippy Falls Out of Tree Goes Boom<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":63,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/63"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}