{"id":86988,"date":"2019-05-14T10:52:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-14T14:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86988"},"modified":"2019-05-14T10:52:00","modified_gmt":"2019-05-14T14:52:00","slug":"bill-nye-its-time-to-realize-the-planet-is-on-fcking-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=86988","title":{"rendered":"Bill Nye: It\u2019s Time to Realize \u2018the Planet Is on F*cking Fire!\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/bill-nye-e1557844221646.jpg\" alt=\"bill nye\" \/><br \/>\nBill Nye, the Not a Scientist Guy<\/p>\n<p>Bill Nye, who is not a scientist but plays one on TV, vented a bit on HBO recently, confirming two things. Nye is an idiot, and I&#8217;m very happy not subscribing to HBO. His parade-ground-language laced rant failed to offer anything of substance, but pretty much insulted anybody who has the temerity to disagree with him.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s <strong>Billy<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Appearing Sunday on HBO\u2019s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Bill Nye launched into an profanity-laden and hyperbolic rant about climate change, exclaiming \u201cthe planet\u2019s on fucking fire!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBy the end of this century, if emissions keep rising, the average temperature on Earth could go up another four to eight degrees,\u201d Nye said while discussing the Green New Deal, the far-left proposed stimulus package that aims to address global warming and economic inequality. \u201cWhat I\u2019m saying is the planet\u2019s on fucking fire. There are a lot of things we could do to put it out \u2014 are any of them free? No, of course not. Nothing\u2019s free, you idiots. Grow the fuck up. You\u2019re not children anymore. I didn\u2019t mind explaining photosynthesis to you when you were 12. But you\u2019re adults now, and this is an actually crisis, got it?<\/p>\n<p>Safety glasses off, motherfuckers,\u201d he added.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seems the Senate voting the Green Nude Eel down by the slim margin of 57-0 (Dems all voted &#8220;Present&#8221;) may have triggered Billy, resulting in his dire prediction of four to eight degrees increase in temperature. Numbers he clearly pulled from his fourth point of contact. <\/p>\n<p>Go away, Billy. Far away. The rest of the article may be read here: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/entertainment\/2019\/05\/13\/bill-nye-its-time-to-realize-the-planet-is-on-fcking-fire\/\">Breitbart<\/a> although except for the comments I have no idea why you should.<br \/>\nJMHO,<br \/>\nAW1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Nye, the Not a Scientist Guy Bill Nye, who is not a scientist but plays &hellip; <a title=\"Bill Nye: It\u2019s Time to Realize \u2018the Planet Is on F*cking Fire!\u2019\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=86988\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bill Nye: It\u2019s Time to Realize \u2018the Planet Is on F*cking Fire!\u2019<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":657,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/657"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86989,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86988\/revisions\/86989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}