{"id":86823,"date":"2019-05-09T12:10:38","date_gmt":"2019-05-09T16:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86823"},"modified":"2019-05-09T12:01:12","modified_gmt":"2019-05-09T16:01:12","slug":"feel-good-stories-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=86823","title":{"rendered":"Feel Good Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_79749\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79749\" style=\"width: 377px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-79749\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Crossbow-Bumpstock-2-300x98.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"377\" height=\"123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Crossbow-Bumpstock-2-300x98.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Crossbow-Bumpstock-2-768x251.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Crossbow-Bumpstock-2-500x163.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Crossbow-Bumpstock-2.jpg 1505w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-79749\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Crossbow Bumpstock<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There has been a disturbance in The Farce. A coconut stuffed into an empty Jamaican Rum bottle washed up on my shores. In it empty bottle was the following message carved on the coconut:<\/p>\n<p>Due to conditions beyond our control, TAH&#8217;s daily FGS articles have not been recently\u00a0posted.<\/p>\n<p>Your FGS Staff regrets this, and will aim to begin reposting with Friday&#8217;s FGS.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your patience in the matter.<\/p>\n<p>Signed, FGS Staff<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If it was aliens that took the FGS staff hostage, that could explain the Navy&#8217;s interest in re-opening the UFO report files.\u00a0 I hope those people surface again very soon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There has been a disturbance in The Farce. A coconut stuffed into an empty Jamaican Rum &hellip; <a title=\"Feel Good Stories\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=86823\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Feel Good Stories<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves","category-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86824,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86823\/revisions\/86824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}