{"id":86287,"date":"2019-04-14T08:00:58","date_gmt":"2019-04-14T12:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86287"},"modified":"2019-04-13T20:01:17","modified_gmt":"2019-04-14T00:01:17","slug":"walmart-mom-busts-karate-moves-son-gets-naked-dog-commits-theft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=86287","title":{"rendered":"Walmart: Mom Busts Karate Moves, Son Gets Naked, Dog Commits Theft"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Benny Vann (26) and Lisa Smith (46) arrested for their actions at Walmart. (Eau Claire County Jail)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

A woman, her son, and their dog enter Walmart. The dog runs up to customers as the woman rips apart store displays and places the parts into her cart. This isn’t typical of what you would expect of a shopper. So, naturally, the staff asked her to leave the store.<\/p>\n

She exits Walmart, then decides to show the police her martial arts skills. The dog grabs a box of cornbread mix and tries to take off with it.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, the son went to the back and removed all of his clothing. There were other customers in the vicinity. He grabbed some new clothing to take the place of the clothing that he just took off. He also hopped on a scooter. Then, he tried to run into one of the officers with said scooter. They stopped him.<\/p>\n

The mom and the son ended up getting arrested. As you can see, in the above photos, the police may have made a final decision on what clothing he was going to wear that day.<\/p>\n

From Fox News:<\/span><\/p>\n

Eau Claire Police Department<\/strong><\/p>\n

Officers learned Smith had come into Walmart with her unleashed Dog “Bo.” While Bo ran up to customers, Smith erratically started pulling apart store displays and placing them in her cart. She was asked to leave by staff and left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot. In the meantime, Bo got a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix and tried to leave the store. Smith was arrested and fought with Officers — she also attempted to kick out a window on the squad car.<\/p>\n

While this was occurring, Vann had made his way to the back of the store and removed all of his clothing exposing himself to other customers. Vann retrieved new clothing from the racks but did not purchase these items. When Officers approached Vann he refused to stop and attempted to run over an Officer with his scooter. Officers physically stopped the scooter and arrested Vann.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This is one of those cases where the apple does not fall far from the tree. I wouldn’t be surprised if either alcohol, drugs, or both, were involved.<\/p>\n

You can read more here<\/a>:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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