{"id":86100,"date":"2019-04-07T13:15:27","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T17:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=86100"},"modified":"2019-04-07T11:57:44","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T15:57:44","slug":"didnt-i-tell-you-to-not-touch-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=86100","title":{"rendered":"Didn’t I Tell You to NOT Touch Anything?????"},"content":{"rendered":"

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According to a news release, a 64-year-old passenger on a guest ride in a French Rafale B fighter jet accidentally punched out into The Beyond.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/04\/06\/sacrebleu-civilian-accidentally-ejected-from-french-fighter-jet-during-fly-along\/<\/a><\/p>\n

From the article:<\/p>\n

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A privileged experience of a fly-along in a French Air Force Rafale B fighter jet went terribly wrong last month for one civilian who was shockingly ejected from the jet during a takeoff from Saint Dizier Air Base in northeastern France.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The unidentified 64-year-old passenger, who \u201cdoes not belong to the [French] Ministry of Armed Forces,\u201d sustained back injuries but was listed in stable condition after being taken to the hospital, according to\u00a0Aerotime News Hub<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

But aviation experts agree randomly firing passengers into the sky is typically not one of those capabilities. – Article<\/p>\n

What can one say about such a boo-boo? It is, after all, the French. And really, the Rafale B from the photo accompanying the article almost looks like a single-seater, not a double cockpit.<\/p>\n

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