{"id":85741,"date":"2019-03-20T10:56:47","date_gmt":"2019-03-20T14:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=85741"},"modified":"2019-03-20T10:56:47","modified_gmt":"2019-03-20T14:56:47","slug":"escape-to-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=85741","title":{"rendered":"Escape to New York"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Agitated Cow Gets Loose on Major Deegan, Jamming Traffic<\/strong>
\nA little hump day humor from our very own Master Chief.<\/p>\n

Once again, a cow has taken over the streets of New York City – this time running wild on the Major Deegan.<\/p>\n

Chopper 4 footage showed an extensive traffic jam Tuesday afternoon as NYPD officers tried to safely corral the cow. It was captured and tethered to a light pole in the highway median, though the agitated animal was at one point straining aggressively against the rope before being tranquilized. <\/p>\n

The runaway cow was first reported shortly before noon. A half-hour later, it was still swamping traffic as about a dozen animal and law enforcement officers surrounded the creature. By 1:15 p.m., the animal was finally in a trailer and being moved off the highway. Police say it escaped from a nearby slaughterhouse and ran onto the busy road near 166th Street. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Once they taste the air of freedom…<\/p>\n

The article and video may be viewed here: NBC<\/a> And that’s no bull. Thanks, Master Chief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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