{"id":85695,"date":"2019-03-18T12:15:11","date_gmt":"2019-03-18T16:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=85695"},"modified":"2019-03-18T11:53:07","modified_gmt":"2019-03-18T15:53:07","slug":"another-disturbance-in-the-farce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=85695","title":{"rendered":"Another Disturbance In the Farce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-81904\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/strawberries-2014-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/strawberries-2014-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/strawberries-2014-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/strawberries-2014-444x333.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/strawberries-2014-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Clearly, there has been a misunderstanding or miscommunication here.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure this visitor simply forgot to get his tour guidebook and ticket at the online TicketBabe facility, which could have provided him with the schedules for guided tours of secure facilities, and also informed him regarding what identifying information he should carry on his person. He might even have been able to get a discount, depending on when he bought the ticket and whether or not it was full-service or did not include a snack break and a 3-course lunch.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.armytimes.com\/news\/2019\/03\/15\/man-arrested-after-saying-he-needed-to-tour-fort-braggs-special-operations-facility\/\">https:\/\/www.armytimes.com\/news\/2019\/03\/15\/man-arrested-after-saying-he-needed-to-tour-fort-braggs-special-operations-facility\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>He ain&#8217;t too bright to begin with, but they didn&#8217;t make him take a breathalyzer test.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clearly, there has been a misunderstanding or miscommunication here. I&#8217;m sure this visitor simply forgot to &hellip; <a title=\"Another Disturbance In the Farce\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=85695\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another Disturbance In the Farce<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,224],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-darwin-awards"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}