{"id":85091,"date":"2019-02-18T12:45:15","date_gmt":"2019-02-18T16:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=85091"},"modified":"2019-02-18T11:39:08","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T15:39:08","slug":"here-hold-my-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=85091","title":{"rendered":"Here, hold my beer…."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Snow is not going to end, not in my kingdom, until either Mossad assassinates the Winter Queen (whose breath would freeze your blood), or that volcano in Ethiopia splits Africa into two continents. Then we’re all doomed and we’d better be off the planet by that time.<\/p>\n

But I digress….<\/p>\n

That recently featured (today) retired person had some truly fantastical stories to tell, but I think we can all do better than that<\/em>, individually and as a group. So you have a choice: either go for the Round Robin thing, if you like, or just make up the biggest pile of absolutely ridiculous nonsense imaginable. Both are acceptable, as long as they are made up out of moonbeam whiskey and frozen hot dogs, two of Mother Nature’s finest food stuffs!<\/p>\n

Have a good time. I have to follow the SEALS off to Kyrzakistan, that exotic country somewhere in Central Asia, concocted out of John sKerry’s numb little brain.o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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