{"id":84972,"date":"2019-02-12T21:22:19","date_gmt":"2019-02-13T01:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=84972"},"modified":"2019-02-12T21:22:34","modified_gmt":"2019-02-13T01:22:34","slug":"trumps-picture-on-mre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=84972","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Picture on MRE?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-84973 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-mre-461x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-mre-461x333.jpg 461w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-mre-300x217.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-mre-768x554.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-mre.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/02\/10\/meal-ready-to-trump-mre-package-bears-striking-resemblance-to-president-and-kanye\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Military Times<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/videos\/us\/2019\/02\/12\/trump-kanye-military-meals-ready-to-eat-look-alike-jeanne-moos-ebof-pkg-vpx.cnn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CNN<\/a> have reported that the spittin&#8217; image of Trump appears on one of the MRE&#8217;s (Meals Ready to Eat) distributed to the military.<\/p>\n<div class=\"mco-body-item mco-body-type-text\">\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"element element-paragraph\">While preparing to wolf down the succulent brown bag goodness adored by generations of constipated service members, a starving D.J. Kremer, an Army warrant officer and barbecue devotee, decided to send his BBQ-loving friends a photo of the blasphemous meal.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mco-body-item mco-body-type-text\">\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"element element-paragraph\">\u201cDue to logistical issues, we ended up going three days without food or water,&#8221; Kremer said. &#8220;On about day four, we finally got MREs and I pulled this [MRE] out. I\u2019m a member of BBQ Facebook page, and thought they would get a kick out of me eating brisket out of a bag instead of grilling my own. &#8230; The comments grew. Next thing I know, I\u2019m getting calls from all over saying they saw my post on such and such page. Crazy how quick things spread!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>Judge for yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Some have claimed that once you see it, it can&#8217;t be unseen.<\/p>\n<p>Some are even speculating that the other figure may be Kanye\u00a0West.<\/p>\n<p>While going through a bout of depression, I was once eating Cheetos and I pulled one out that looked like Willie Nelson and I knew my life was due to change.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to sell it on eBay but no luck.\u00a0 In hindsight, I should have claimed it looked like Jesus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Military Times and CNN have reported that the spittin&#8217; image of Trump appears on one &hellip; <a title=\"Trump&#8217;s Picture on MRE?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=84972\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Trump&#8217;s Picture on MRE?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":663,"featured_media":84973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[340],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/663"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84972"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84972\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/84973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}