{"id":84925,"date":"2019-02-10T12:08:37","date_gmt":"2019-02-10T16:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=84925"},"modified":"2022-01-13T20:32:28","modified_gmt":"2022-01-14T01:32:28","slug":"headstone-decisions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=84925","title":{"rendered":"Headstone decisions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I have some time to piss away before I assume room temperature, what kind of symbol should I put on my rock?\u00a0 \u00a0If I am lucky, maybe there is enough time to get my own symbol of some kind approved.\u00a0 I browsed through the already approved ones:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cem.va.gov\/hmm\/emblems.asp\">OFFICIAL LINK<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-84926\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"685\" height=\"681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS1.png 685w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS1-300x298.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS1-335x333.png 335w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 685px) 100vw, 685px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-84927\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"693\" height=\"701\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS2.png 693w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS2-297x300.png 297w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/TS2-329x333.png 329w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 693px) 100vw, 693px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Decisions, decisions, decisions.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t find &#8220;Dickweed&#8221;, probably an administrative oversite.\u00a0 Also missing are &#8220;Shitbird&#8221; and &#8220;Clusterphuck&#8221;.\u00a0 \u00a0There are a few I might need some support getting approved.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0Emblems that would not be permitted include (but are not limited to), emblems that contain explicit or graphic depictions or descriptions of sexual organs or sexual activities that are shocking, titillating, or pandering in nature; and emblems that display coarse or abusive language or images.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Since my sexual organ cannot be eternalized in a rock hard format, I am at a loss.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-84928\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump.jpeg 1000w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-300x129.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-768x329.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/trump-500x215.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PD.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-84929\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PD.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PD.png 461w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PD-300x180.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who knows, with the collection of dickweeds and shitbirds that hang out around here maybe I can get a TAH thingy approved before the Soviet puts all my shit out on the curb for a yard sale.\u00a0 I am open to new ideas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I have some time to piss away before I assume room temperature, what kind of &hellip; 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