{"id":8441,"date":"2009-03-05T14:50:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T19:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=8441"},"modified":"2009-03-05T16:01:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T21:01:25","slug":"help-send-jonn-and-i-to-the-iava-heroes-celebration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=8441","title":{"rendered":"Help send Jonn and I to the IAVA heroes celebration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your donation wouldn&#8217;t be tax exempt, but you would have the knowledge of knowing you sent Jonn and I to Los Angeles to mingle with the likes of Cameron Diaz.  We will promise to control our flatulence, and we will bring with us a list of disabled veterans who need jobs in Hollywood.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve already rented our tuxes.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/163.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/163-214x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"163\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8442\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/163-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/163.jpg 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I figure we need 5 hundy for the tickets, about 3 for the Tuxes, and we need transport.  We can stay in a homeless shelter there, and Jonn can do magic tricks for some extra throwing around money.  All told, I figger we need like $1700.  <del datetime=\"2009-03-05T20:18:40+00:00\">If I knew how to do picture things, this is where I would insert the empty thermometer thing showing y&#8217;all we have no money.<\/del><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: <a href=\"http:\/\/usogirls.blogspot.com\/\">My Internet Wife <\/a>made me a graphic, and threw in a 1 spot!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/thermometer20graphic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/thermometer20graphic-176x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"thermometer20graphic\" width=\"176\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/thermometer20graphic-176x300.jpg 176w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/thermometer20graphic.jpg 382w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 176px) 100vw, 176px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>UPDATEx2:  IF we don&#8217;t get enough money, I intend to act like this lady here.<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/goGLe3B-8yk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/goGLe3B-8yk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>UPDATEx3: Please don&#8217;t really give us money for this event.  We have no desire to attend it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your donation wouldn&#8217;t be tax exempt, but you would have the knowledge of knowing you sent &hellip; <a title=\"Help send Jonn and I to the IAVA heroes celebration\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=8441\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Help send Jonn and I to the IAVA heroes celebration<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}