{"id":84253,"date":"2019-01-16T17:45:23","date_gmt":"2019-01-16T21:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=84253"},"modified":"2019-01-16T15:03:49","modified_gmt":"2019-01-16T19:03:49","slug":"while-i-was-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=84253","title":{"rendered":"While I Was Away&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-81136 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"429\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-444x333.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 429px) 100vw, 429px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Being held prisoner for ransom is no fun at all.<\/p>\n<p>Ask Dave Hardin. He barely escaped with his life and someone&#8217;s pink bathrobe.<\/p>\n<p>Aside from my senile 15-year-old computer whining about having to work well past the age of retirement and my two spoiled brat cats Punkin and Emma, neither of whom appreciates the sacrifices I go to for them, my life has been quite placid up to now.<\/p>\n<p>However, no bad deed goes unpunished and my forcing a wretched robot to go on past its normal life span resulted in the Olde Thinge going on strike with a blatant shutdown. So I called the Local Computer Geek, who took the Olde Thinge off my hands, moved all my SH &amp; IT to a massive backup drive, wiped the HDD, and tried to reload the system &#8211; to no avail. When robots get stubborn, they get stubborn.<\/p>\n<p>However, being the hoarder that I am, as I was cleaning out junk and polishing this &amp; that, I pulled out the Photoshop CS3 disc box, the MSFT Office discs in their original jacket,\u00a0<em>and\u00a0<\/em> the recovery disc set for Windows XP, called the LC Geek, and asked if that was what he needed. He said &#8220;YES!!!&#8221;\u00a0 several times, stopped by to pick up the discs, and went on his merry way, a very happy person. He even admired my ridiculous hoard of floppies. Remember those?<\/p>\n<p>I am no longer held hostage, and I did get my work space sorted out &#8211; for the most part.\u00a0 I also have two clean bathrooms and I (finally) sent my sister a &#8220;Thank you&#8221; for the fleece sweater jacket she sent me for Christmas. I also found some interesting articles about Obozo and Shrillary from 2009, what their &#8220;attitude&#8221; (Snrrtt!) was back then and found them to be verrry interesting stuff.\u00a0 Lots of paper is going to the bulk shredders. Lots of it. Now I can tackle all those books that I don&#8217;t want, which will go to the local library for their book sale room. I have a copy of Elizabeth Barrett Browning&#8217;s poetry &#8211; two volumes of it, the 1850 edition &#8211; and I may keep that because she addresses child labor in a couple of them. Where do we hear about that now?<\/p>\n<p>So was I bored to tears?\u00a0 No, it snowed. Snow kept the whole neighborhood busy. It would have been nice to be some place on a beach, watching the waves roll in, but no, I was busy all the time. Texting by phone kept me informed. I got a lot of stuff done. My bad former Outdoor Kitty Emma decided that cold snow wasn&#8217;t her cup of tea, after all, and banged on the front door 8 minutes after she bolted to the outdoors.<\/p>\n<p>Now I need a vacation.<\/p>\n<p>So what were you guys up to while I was away? Anyone got any good bank robbery stories?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being held prisoner for ransom is no fun at all. Ask Dave Hardin. 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