{"id":84204,"date":"2019-01-14T16:18:08","date_gmt":"2019-01-14T20:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=84204"},"modified":"2019-01-14T18:07:23","modified_gmt":"2019-01-14T22:07:23","slug":"ex-ph2-update-or","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=84204","title":{"rendered":"Ex-PH2 Update, Or…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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…Been Too Damn Quite Around Here.<\/p>\n

Some of you have been asking what happened to Ex, was she kidnapped by space aliens, gone walk-about, or simply given up on us?<\/p>\n

Truth is, her boat anchor Win XP computer went Tango Uniform after it caught a rootkit virus. She took it to a techie, and the prognosis is grim. He says he’ll try slicking the hard drive and re-installing Win XP. Surprised he still even has the punch cards for that OS.<\/p>\n

I do wish she had reached out to the blog- there’s enough computer savvy folk here to man an aircraft carrier, and fixing a rootkit virus really isn’t that difficult, but there we are.<\/p>\n

Fear not, help is on the way. A member dummied up an unused Dell laptop with a fresh Win 8.1 load and MS Office Pro Plus 2016, and shipped it off to her as a stopgap until she gets a new one. It should arrive Wednesday.<\/p>\n

So y’all have ’till then to clean up your act, adjust your attitude (looking at you, Cav), an generally square your shit away. Sister Mary Grace has her work cut out when she returns. Be afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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