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Real deal, or satire?<\/span><\/p>\n When someone from Generation X, or the older generations, talks about getting paddled when they were younger, it’s usually by someone that was older. If we committed a serious enough action that dictated a butt whoppen, we increased the chances for a butt beating.<\/p>\n Well, a 45-year-old man exercised such error in judgment, and ended up getting paddled in the rear by members of a younger generation<\/span>.<\/p>\n I was in a social fraternity during my first attempt at collage, going through the pledge phase, then initiation into the fraternity. No paddles were involved, but we had a wading pool outside the fraternity house that we constantly got tossed into\u2026 Regardless of what part of the year it was.<\/p>\n Although fraternity life was fun when I did it, I wouldn’t do it now, at my age… I’m older than the guy featured in this article.<\/p>\n Of course, at 45, he should’ve known better even if he never had fraternity experience. He has a couple of teenage sons, and he had to remember his mindset when he was a teenager, and when he was a young adult.<\/p>\n He was doing the equivalent of being a senior NCO that decides to “go native with the privates”.<\/p>\n From the New York Post:<\/span><\/p>\n A middle-aged Brooklyn man told cops he paid a painful price for pledging a fraternity at the ripe old age of 45 — by getting whacked on the backside hundreds of times with a wooden paddle<\/span><\/strong>, police sources said Friday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Well, let’s see. He decided that he wanted to join a fraternity. He goes through the process, and ends up with young whipper snappers whacking his backsides with a paddle. The bruising was serious enough that he went to the hospital to get treatment. Then, this led to him talking to the police.<\/p>\n Didn’t he see Animal House?<\/span><\/p>\n That’s when they went more medieval than Greek on his heinie, whacking it up to 200 times with the paddle and their open hands, according to the sources.<\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n Well, in certain sectors of society, “going Greek” means a back-door entry via the pooper. So, this guy would’ve been f’ed either way.<\/p>\n On a side note, Pew Research has decided they will use 1996 as the last year that Millennials were born. This means that the youngest millennial will turn 22 before the ball drops this coming New Year’s Day.<\/p>\n So, chances are that there were those among the paddlers who are members of Generation Z.<\/span><\/p>\n Because of the nature of what happened, I’m entertaining the possibility that this could be satire. if not, we’re familiar with “Teh Stoopid”.<\/p>\n You could read more here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"