{"id":83505,"date":"2018-12-15T11:13:59","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T15:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=83505"},"modified":"2022-01-13T20:33:02","modified_gmt":"2022-01-14T01:33:02","slug":"christmas-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83505","title":{"rendered":"Christmas ideas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/santahelper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-83506\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/santahelper-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/santahelper-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/santahelper-266x333.jpg 266w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/santahelper.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every year I go through this struggle about what to get the Soviet for Christmas.\u00a0 \u00a0The constant\u00a0harangue of Christmas spirit around the compound grows to a\u00a0crescendo\u00a0of excitement until Santa leaves a present of some sort, mangled in wrapping paper, under the damn tree.\u00a0 I can not be the only one that suffers through this holiday waterboarding.\u00a0 \u00a0There is a cold Siberian Breeze blowing through here until I figure out what to get the Spousal Unit this year.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1280px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-83505-1\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/christmasspirit2.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/christmasspirit2.mp4\">https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/christmasspirit2.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>We need some kind of Gift Database for people like me.\u00a0 I can never find a Lt. with nifty\u00a0ideas when I need one.\u00a0 Open for suggestions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year I go through this struggle about what to get the Soviet for Christmas.\u00a0 \u00a0The &hellip; <a title=\"Christmas ideas.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83505\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Christmas ideas.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":667,"featured_media":83506,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83505\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/83506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}