{"id":83341,"date":"2018-12-08T08:30:28","date_gmt":"2018-12-08T12:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=83341"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:42:58","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:42:58","slug":"poser-daydream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83341","title":{"rendered":"Poser Daydreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Dave <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83323\"><i>posted an article that kinda got stuck in my head<\/i><\/a>.  That was probably because Dave&#8217;s article contained some photos that IMO looked strikingly like a 1960s time-warp\/burn-out\/wannabe head case &#8211; like this one:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/burke-sunglasses.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\"><\/p>\n<p>After seeing that, for some reason an old Bowie tune also got stuck in my head.  No, not <u>Space Oddity<\/u> &#8211; this one:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JFDj3shXvco\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But Bowie&#8217;s original lyrics didn&#8217;t match the article and its photos too well; they needed some changes to fit.  So, without further ado . . . here ya go.  Enjoy.  (smile)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><i>Poser Daydreams<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m an SF faker,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a lying bastard comin&#8217; at you<br \/>\nPhony Purple Heart, yeah,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be a lie-rocking b!tch for you<br \/>\nKeep your mouth shut<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re exposing my lies to them all<br \/>\nAnd I\u2018ll really bust my ass when I fall <\/p>\n<p>Hear those &#8216;lectric lies from me, babe<br \/>\nSuspend incredulity<br \/>\nRead my bullsh!t tales in print, and<br \/>\nBelieve all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!<\/p>\n<p>I fake it baby<br \/>\nNever get truth from me<br \/>\nSome bogus tall tales<br \/>\nThose are all you&#8217;ll get with me<br \/>\nDon\u2019t check on me<br \/>\nDon\u2019t see what my records say<br \/>\nDon\u2019t prove me a fake today <\/p>\n<p>Hear those &#8216;lectric lies from me, babe<br \/>\nSuspend incredulity<br \/>\nRead my bullsh!t tales in print, and<br \/>\nBelieve all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Hear those &#8216;lectric lies from me, babe<br \/>\nSuspend incredulity<br \/>\nRead my bullsh!t tales in print, and<br \/>\nBelieve all my poser daydreams, oh . . . .<\/p>\n<p>Hear those &#8216;lectric lies from me, babe<br \/>\nSuspend incredulity<br \/>\nRead my bullsh!t tales in print, and<br \/>\nBelieve all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Freak out . . . <\/p>\n<p>Far out . . . <\/p>\n<p>Burnt out . . . <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Dave posted an article that kinda got stuck in my head. That was probably because &hellip; <a title=\"Poser Daydreams\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83341\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Poser Daydreams<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[131,30,26,391,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-hate-hippies","category-phony-soldiers","category-blather","category-valorvultures","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}