{"id":832,"date":"2007-11-02T21:30:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T01:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/02\/another-invention-comes-along-twenty-years-too-late\/"},"modified":"2007-11-02T21:30:55","modified_gmt":"2007-11-03T01:30:55","slug":"another-invention-comes-along-twenty-years-too-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=832","title":{"rendered":"Another Invention Comes Along Twenty Years Too Late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twins Jared and Justin Serovich maybe just eight years old, but their invention the &#8220;Rip Away 1000&#8221; could save thousands of geeks, nerds and goobers from the pain and humiliation of a wedgie. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/21599350\/\">MSNBC\/AP reports:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin  came up with the &#8220;Rip Away 1000,&#8221; a pair of underwear that cannot be jerked up to give its wearer a painful &#8220;wedgie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When the person tries to grab you \u00e2\u20ac\u201d like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie \u00e2\u20ac\u201d they just rip away,&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Genius, sheer, unadulterated genius&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twins Jared and Justin Serovich maybe just eight years old, but their invention the &#8220;Rip Away &hellip; <a title=\"Another Invention Comes Along Twenty Years Too Late\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=832\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another Invention Comes Along Twenty Years Too Late<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":63,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/63"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}