{"id":83106,"date":"2018-11-28T10:18:47","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T14:18:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=83106"},"modified":"2022-01-13T20:33:03","modified_gmt":"2022-01-14T01:33:03","slug":"some-mornings-i-just-love-this-site","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83106","title":{"rendered":"Some mornings I just love this site."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I got up at Zero Dark Thirty to finalize\u00a0this years battle plan for the War on Christmas and some prissy little gay white boy insisted on sending us an early present.<\/p>\n

WARNING: THIS TWINKLE TOED LIBTARD USES LANGUAGE THAT MIGHT OFFEND YOU JESUS LOVING ALT RIGHT TUMPTARDS.\u00a0 \u00a0YOU MIGHT WANT TO PLAY THIS ALONE IN A DARK QUIET PLACE.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Voicemail_16193021517_20181128.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

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I also noticed that Hillary finally confessed to her crimes:<\/p>\n

In an interview over the weekend, Hillary Clinton continued to deny any wrongdoing in the various controversies she was involved with during her time as Secretary of State and the 2016 Democratic candidate, claiming her only crime was “stealing the hearts of the American people.”<\/p>\n

The interviewer asked Clinton if she was guilty of any of the myriad accusations against her when she admitted to being “100% guilty” of being America’s sweetheart.<\/p>\n

“If being an extremely likable person\u00a0beloved by every true American\u00a0is a crime, then lock me up!” she said, laughing. “I’m guilty on all counts! Put me away for years! Throw me in the dungeon and toss the key in the garbage!”<\/p>\n

She also confessed to lesser crimes of being “a woman of the people” and “extremely relatable.”<\/p>\n

“I can’t help it if I’m just really good at connecting with the common man, who may only own two or three modest homes and wear suits worth less than $1,000,” she said. “I’m just that really down-to-earth kind of person, and you can’t blame me for that. It’s just who I am, fam!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You people need to be more understanding and compassionate.\u00a0 Apparently,\u00a0 you just don’t understand anything.\u00a0 Try to play nice.<\/p>\n

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