{"id":83029,"date":"2018-11-24T10:00:28","date_gmt":"2018-11-24T14:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=83029"},"modified":"2018-11-23T20:21:11","modified_gmt":"2018-11-24T00:21:11","slug":"woman-dives-on-ice-and-loses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83029","title":{"rendered":"Woman Dives on Ice and Loses"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_83039\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-83039\" style=\"width: 197px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-83039\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/TAH-Russia7-197x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"197\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/TAH-Russia7-197x333.jpg 197w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/TAH-Russia7-178x300.jpg 178w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/TAH-Russia7.jpg 422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-83039\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Sun, woman jumps on ice, by Annabel Murphy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Skyjumper brings us this hilarious article, from The Sun, regarding breaking the ice.<\/span> No, not the ice breaking events where you get to converse with others. This one involves a practice related to New Year&#8217;s\/Epiphany celebration.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s similar in concept to the &#8220;Polar Plunge&#8221; in the U.S., where people jump into ice cold waters. The video shows someone using methods inconsistent with how the actual celebration is done. <span style=\"color: #000000;\">She actually tries to jump though and break the ice&#8230; Perhaps to outshine those who do it the traditional way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t work out as planned. In fact, you&#8217;d have to watch a cartoon to see something similar. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">From The Sun website:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The brave swimmer was filmed dive-bombing into the lake in her underwear and landing on the rock-hard ice, leaving her with a broken ankle and a bruised ego.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The above photo is from the same article. You could read more details, and watch the video <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/news\/7778014\/russian-girl-bikinia-frozen-lake-dive\/#\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skyjumper brings us this hilarious article, from The Sun, regarding breaking the ice. No, not the &hellip; <a title=\"Woman Dives on Ice and Loses\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83029\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Woman Dives on Ice and Loses<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":661,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[360],"class_list":["post-83029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","tag-ice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/661"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}