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{"id":83015,"date":"2018-11-22T08:45:32","date_gmt":"2018-11-22T12:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=83015"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:42:58","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:42:58","slug":"samuel-struhl-turkey-day-custody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=83015","title":{"rendered":"Samuel Struhl – Turkey Day Custody"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As our thoughts turn to turkeys today, remember that not everybody can spend time with their families.<\/p>\n

You may recall Samuel Shruhl, who we wrote about here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=57497<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, rumor has it that Sam was just arrested in Minnesota after fleeing Texas in a truck that he stole – allegedly.<\/p>\n

Sure enough, we confirmed that he’s staying in the pokey courtesy of Todd County Jail and the Minnesota\u00a0taxpayers.<\/p>\n

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As we count our blessings today give this a little bit of thought and — uh, pass the mash potatoes, please — I can’t help but wonder what Sam will be having today.<\/p>\n

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