{"id":826,"date":"2007-11-01T18:13:27","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T22:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/i-will-help-you-pack\/"},"modified":"2007-11-01T18:13:27","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T22:13:27","slug":"i-will-help-you-pack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=826","title":{"rendered":"I Will Help You Pack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Socialist President of Bolivia has stumbled upon a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/domesticNews\/idUSN2628060520070926\">great idea<\/a> that I whole heartedly support.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) &#8211; The United Nations should consider moving its headquarters outside the United States, Bolivian President Evo Morales said on Wednesday, complaining that U.S. authorities did not make him welcome.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><strong><\/p>\n<p \/><\/strong><strong>&#8220;Some of us are practically threatened by the rulers of the country, by President Bush,&#8221; Morales said. &#8220;Perhaps if that&#8217;s the case, we should change the site of the United Nations. Perhaps we should do research on that.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I love this plan if he is implying that the UN should be moved to Bolivia. \u00c2\u00a0This would be good for the United States for a several reasons. \u00c2\u00a0First, it would get the despots, spies, dictators and murderous terrorists out of our country. It would also be hilarious to see the faces on all of these useless bureaucrats when they realized the living conditions in the third world hell that is Bolivia.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>On the downside for Bolivia is that the price of liquor and prostitutes would sky-rocket!\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Socialist President of Bolivia has stumbled upon a great idea that I whole heartedly support.\u00c2\u00a0 &hellip; <a title=\"I Will Help You Pack!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=826\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Will Help You Pack!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":64,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/64"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}