{"id":82327,"date":"2018-10-15T09:20:03","date_gmt":"2018-10-15T13:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=82327"},"modified":"2018-10-15T08:57:52","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T12:57:52","slug":"idiot-spew-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=82327","title":{"rendered":"Idiot Spew Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This falls into this time-honored category:<\/p>\n

STULTUS EST SICUT STULTUS FACIT (Stupid is as stupid does)<\/p>\n

The headline reads: \u201cNaked Sailor at Busch Gardens parking lot arrested for assaulting police officer\u201d.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.military.com\/daily-news\/2018\/10\/15\/naked-sailor-assaults-police-officer-busch-gardens-parking-lot-cops-say.html<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, but he was intoxicated with illegal drugs and alcohol, and he was buck naked, too, so there\u2019s that. He was stationed at Norfolk, a member of the crew of the G.W. Bush.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure the sailor will get some quality down time now. No explanation for his stripping off was included, but one can speculate, of course. \u00a0Might have been attacked by bees, which would explain his going past full potato right to rhinestones. I’m sure that when he was trying to get into a stranger’s car, he was simply hoping someone could take him to a clothing resale shop. So where was his wallet?<\/p>\n

He now has five pending arrest warrants.<\/p>\n

And I can\u2019t go any further without failing out of my chair, laughing and scaring the cat. I cannot recall any incident of this kind when I was in the Navy, but it was perhaps a more polite period in society back then. That could account for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This falls into this time-honored category: STULTUS EST SICUT STULTUS FACIT (Stupid is as stupid does) … Idiot Spew Alert<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}