{"id":823,"date":"2007-11-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/i-need-a-vacation\/"},"modified":"2007-10-31T20:06:52","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T00:06:52","slug":"i-need-a-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"I need a vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ya&#8217;all may have noticed some new authors around here lately, well, it&#8217;s because it&#8217;s time for my annual pilgramage to warmer climes.\u00c2\u00a0Last year I tried to post from paradise, but the internet was so spotty in my third world paradise, I couldn&#8217;t post often.<\/p>\n<p>Since I have a number of daily fans, I decided\u00c2\u00a0to turn over keys to this place to my three friends.<\/p>\n<p>GI Jane from <a href=\"http:\/\/sfcmac.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Foxhole<\/a> and located in Ohio with whom I&#8217;ve slammed back some brews and picked crabs, COB6 from <a href=\"http:\/\/crotchetyoldbastard.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cotchety Old Bastard<\/a>, who lives in Texas and\u00c2\u00a0whom I&#8217;ve known since the first war against Hussein and Don Carl a former Marine who lives out in California.<\/p>\n<p>They all agreed to help me keep ya&#8217;all coming back while I&#8217;m gone, thankfully. Where&#8217;m\u00c2\u00a0I going?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image822\" style=\"width: 875px; height: 368px\" height=\"368\" alt=\"shared-relief-map-of-panama-1995.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/shared-relief-map-of-panama-1995.gif\" width=\"875\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll be staying in one of those tall buildings in the banner.\u00c2\u00a0The banner\u00c2\u00a0is actually a picture I took two years while dining with another commenter here, Renwaa.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m off to soak up some\u00c2\u00a0sun and some Havana Club, and take in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FPR2BSyOW6M\" target=\"_blank\">Independence Day festivities<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Big thanks to my three buddies for taking care of the joint. Sorry &#8211; I drained the liquor cabinet last night. Don&#8217;t forget to wipe your feet.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/3\/3909744_e93d0b4831.jpg?v=0\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/142\/406710144_a546d2b455.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>See ya&#8217;ll next Thursday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya&#8217;all may have noticed some new authors around here lately, well, it&#8217;s because it&#8217;s time for &hellip; <a title=\"I need a vacation\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=823\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I need a vacation<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-administrative"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}