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I have been fascinated by Secret Squirrel Code Talk for a long time. In fact, it is so fascinating that I wondered if it was even vaguely possible to develop a new Secret Squirrel Code to throw off the Bad Guys, whether they are Splodeydopes or 6-limbed critters with a third eye in the middle of their foreheads. (It’s for aiming the megalaser guns they stole from the Fleet factory on Dionysius 11B Central.)<\/p>\n
So I worked on it for a while, and came up with a few things, and then realized that there are amazingly talented people in the TAH viewing audience who can quite easily create Secret Squirrel Code Talk in a heartbeat.<\/p>\n
Here’s my contribution for starters.<\/p>\n
Note to Chef d\u2019\u00c9quipe:<\/p>\n
We\u2019re ordering 30 pounds of onions, 30 pounds of potatoes and 4 cartons of tabasco for dinner<\/p>\n
Translation: we\u2019re dropping 30 bumpers of conventional bombs and 15 MOABs plus 4 incendiary bombing runs<\/p>\n
Is there any smell with those onions? Negative. We provide only the best materials when we have dinner guests.<\/p>\n
Translation: are any of those bombs loaded with nerve gas or chemicals? Negative. All are non-chem and clean.<\/p>\n
SHOPPING LIST:<\/p>\n
5 lb potatoes \u2013 all red, no russets \u2013 carpet bombing 5 runs<\/p>\n
5 bottles of McIlhenny hot sauce – incendiary bombing 5 runs<\/p>\n
Cooking spray \u2013 6 cartons \u2013 6 squads of fighter-bombers or for land forces, 6 brigades of heavy artillery-based infantry<\/p>\n
Who\u2019s jumping out of the cake at the end?\u00a0 Yo mama! \u2013 Nuke mines are planted and primed. Get the hell out of that valley now.<\/p>\n
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Now it’s your turn, and it does not have to involve food. It could be beer or whiskey, volcanoes, fishing expeditions – you name it, it’s good.<\/p>\n
I’m a strong believer in full, front participation in these War Games quizlets, so have a good time.<\/p>\n
No, I don’t know where Waldo is, either, but if you take a hint, he might be up the street at Joe’s Bar & Grille. Remember, somebody might be listening! They may only look like the sparrows next door.<\/p>\n
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