{"id":81835,"date":"2018-09-16T12:11:32","date_gmt":"2018-09-16T16:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=81835"},"modified":"2018-09-16T12:11:32","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T16:11:32","slug":"coast-guard-mostly-saves-very-stupid-people-study-finds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81835","title":{"rendered":"Coast Guard Mostly Saves Very Stupid People, Study Finds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/coast-guard-653x393-e1537113819696.jpg\" alt=\"Coast Guard\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When it comes to Search and Rescue (SAR) our Coast Guard is world class. But after a while, it must get pretty repetitive saving people suffering from self-inflicted wounds. So a study was conducted, with some surprising results.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>  WASHINGTON, DC \u2014 Nearly 83 percent of mariner rescues since 1960 involved unrelentingly stupid behaviors and\/or people, according to a recent study by the U.S. Coast Guard.<\/p>\n<p>Though the service treats all search and rescue situations equally, most on-scene commanders will privately admit that a majority of the time \u201cit was just some dumb bastard with no concern for personal safety,\u201d according to the study\u2019s authors.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThese statistics are unthinkable,\u201d said Coast Guard spokesperson Lt. Carla Willmington. \u201cOur service prides itself on response time, SAR organization, and comprehensive rescue pattern analysis. But it\u2019s tough to stay on task when the bulk of these cases involve people paralyzed from the neck up. \u201d <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To view the article in its entirety, click <a href=\"https:\/\/www.duffelblog.com\/2016\/02\/coast-guard-saves-very-stupid-people\/?utm_campaign=coschedule&#038;utm_source=facebook_page&#038;utm_medium=Duffel%20Blog\">Here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When it comes to Search and Rescue (SAR) our Coast Guard is world class. But after &hellip; <a title=\"Coast Guard Mostly Saves Very Stupid People, Study Finds\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81835\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Coast Guard Mostly Saves Very Stupid People, Study Finds<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":657,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[195,285],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coast-guard","category-search-and-rescue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/657"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}