{"id":81513,"date":"2018-08-31T11:23:43","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T15:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=81513"},"modified":"2018-08-31T11:23:43","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T15:23:43","slug":"florida-couple-builds-drive-through-window-for-drugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81513","title":{"rendered":"Florida Couple Builds Drive-Through Window for Drugs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Parrish-and-Dobbs-drug-drive-thru-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-81532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Parrish-and-Dobbs-drug-drive-thru-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Parrish-and-Dobbs-drug-drive-thru-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Parrish-and-Dobbs-drug-drive-thru-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Parrish-and-Dobbs-drug-drive-thru.jpg 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;From Florida again?&#8221; This is a common theme among responses to posts involving phonies; many of whom hail from Florida. A popular &#8220;guess&#8221; ponders what they&#8217;re putting in the water that&#8217;s causing many people to either embellish or ride the phony pony. <\/p>\n<p>Instead of the water, could it be the innovative ways that drugs are being sold? A couple in Florida built a drive through window, in their mobile home, for people to purchase drugs. They didn&#8217;t stop there. <\/p>\n<p>They provided signs directing drug customers to their window. They even had an &#8220;open\/close&#8221; sign that had a &#8220;will be back&#8221; section.<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2018\/08\/31\/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops.html\">Fox News<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, Parrish&#8217;s dad tried to pull the &#8220;nice guy&#8221; card in defense of his son:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> William Parrish Sr. told WFTV his son had been \u201ctrying to get himself straightened out\u201d and maintained reports of overdoses were a \u201clie.\u201d <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On the legal side of the house, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/nation\/la-na-largest-bong-vegas-20180831-story.html\">Las Vega<\/a>s is home to a 24-foot-long fully functional bong:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;From Florida again?&#8221; This is a common theme among responses to posts involving phonies; many of &hellip; <a title=\"Florida Couple Builds Drive-Through Window for Drugs\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81513\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Florida Couple Builds Drive-Through Window for Drugs<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":661,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[326,325],"class_list":["post-81513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","tag-drugs","tag-florida"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/661"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}