{"id":81458,"date":"2018-08-28T07:30:58","date_gmt":"2018-08-28T11:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=81458"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:43:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:43:00","slug":"goofy-bastards-grabasstic-clusterphucks-that-should-have-been-spit-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81458","title":{"rendered":"Goofy Bastards, grabasstic clusterphucks that should have been spit out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We get all kinds of reports.\u00a0 There is always that small band of Mental Masturbators who seem to want to do little more than diddle their life away being scumbags.\u00a0 Here is an example:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/40172255_1785386801556991_8153530979462414336_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-81459\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/40172255_1785386801556991_8153530979462414336_n-349x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"349\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/40172255_1785386801556991_8153530979462414336_n-349x333.jpg 349w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/40172255_1785386801556991_8153530979462414336_n-300x286.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/40172255_1785386801556991_8153530979462414336_n-768x732.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/40172255_1785386801556991_8153530979462414336_n.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 349px) 100vw, 349px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some people take pride in being Integrity Retarded, they get their kicks by seeing how much of their own flatulence they can huff.\u00a0 I realize there are women into Pegging and the Cuckold thing and they deserve to have someone to live out their dreams with.\u00a0 I often wonder if their mothers were loving women that just wanted to be proud of their sons.\u00a0 Or, maybe this kind of thing is all my fault for supporting their mothers during their donkey show at the hump hump bar.\u00a0 I once spent a whole roll of quarters to watch one of these ladies drop them one by one into glasses of Tequila while&#8230;sorry I digressed.\u00a0 \u00a0Anyway,\u00a0 I would like to apologize if some act of mine had unintended consequences and resulted in the conception of a few moral mongrels.<\/p>\n<p>This one likes to play some kind of Air Force Kink too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38439993_1746684788760526_5609922776925208576_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-81460\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38439993_1746684788760526_5609922776925208576_n-333x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38439993_1746684788760526_5609922776925208576_n-333x333.jpg 333w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38439993_1746684788760526_5609922776925208576_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38439993_1746684788760526_5609922776925208576_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38439993_1746684788760526_5609922776925208576_n.jpg 704w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t really have much time to play with Spike, but he seems lonely.\u00a0 \u00a0The sphincter of service has a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/felipebatistacifuentes\">Facebook Page<\/a> if you are so inclined to visit with him.<\/p>\n<p>In other news of this nature, there are still those who think Jonn gives a phuck what they think about him.\u00a0 I know Jonn would like me to pass on the fact that it may not be possible for him to give a phuck less about them now that he is dead than he did when he was alive.\u00a0 \u00a0I checked the spam folders for someone today,\u00a0 no living monument could be more satisfying to Jonn than knowing that he is still living large in the heads of those he exposed for what they are.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0If a comment or two squeak through that say bad things about Jonn,\u00a0 smile when you see them&#8230;I do.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We get all kinds of reports.\u00a0 There is always that small band of Mental Masturbators who &hellip; 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