{"id":81234,"date":"2018-08-19T12:45:39","date_gmt":"2018-08-19T16:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=81234"},"modified":"2018-08-19T11:42:13","modified_gmt":"2018-08-19T15:42:13","slug":"things-you-can-say-to-your-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81234","title":{"rendered":"Things You Can Say to Your Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-81136 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-444x333.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Things you can say to your kids \/grandkids to bring order out of chaos:<\/p>\n<p>Chocolate chips are meant for cookies. If you want chocolate chip cookies, I will help you make them.<\/p>\n<p>There is more than one peanut butter and jam (or banana) sandwich in the world.<\/p>\n<p>I told you that you were smart enough to do that arithmetic problem by yourself on paper.<\/p>\n<p>No, sharing does not mean letting the dog\/cat eat off your plate at the dinner table.<\/p>\n<p>Popcorn is not a major food group. Make a better choice.<\/p>\n<p>Of course I\u2019ll let you make those cookies by yourself. I still want to be in the kitchen when you do that, because you always have questions.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m proud of everything you do, even if it\u2019s silly.<\/p>\n<p>One day a week without a (name the device) is like a vacation from school, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n<p>Well, if you spilled it, then you know how to clean it up, right? Come and tell me when you get it cleaned up.<\/p>\n<p>You can always tell me the truth. I will still love you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things you can say to your kids \/grandkids to bring order out of chaos: Chocolate chips &hellip; <a title=\"Things You Can Say to Your Kids\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81234\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Things You Can Say to Your Kids<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}