{"id":81142,"date":"2018-08-13T10:23:08","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T14:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=81142"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:43:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:43:00","slug":"poser-pups-ya-just-knew-it-would-come-to-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81142","title":{"rendered":"Poser Pups, Ya just knew it would come to this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.armytimes.com\/resizer\/VE20Kt3RF3mIzQPFCPzn9bjr8J4=\/600x0\/filters:quality(100)\/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-mco.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/RDO7M3CILREMBPHC53KHJMCAGY.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.armytimes.com\/resizer\/VE20Kt3RF3mIzQPFCPzn9bjr8J4=\/600x0\/filters:quality(100)\/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-mco.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/RDO7M3CILREMBPHC53KHJMCAGY.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Any day now I will be getting an email from somewhere out there saying that there is this Dog in Ipschwitz that is claiming fake Valor.\u00a0 We deal with so many posers you know there is some doggie being pranced around Lowes dressed up as a War Hero.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/news\/your-military\/2018\/08\/08\/these-four-legged-military-heroes-will-soon-have-an-award-of-their-own\/?utm_source=facebook.com&amp;utm_campaign=Socialflow&amp;utm_medium=social\">Military Times<\/a> reports &#8220;they&#8221;, the Canine Corps, will soon have an award of their own.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIf we as a nation can strap a Kevlar vest on Cairo and send him on a mission with SEAL Team 6, or we can deploy dogs like Kira or Khrusty or Rudy to dangerous regions around the world, then I think they deserve more than treats and a pat on the head,\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can hardly wait until we do our first Doggie FOIA.\u00a0 &#8220;He was just a pup during\u00a0Fallujah and records show he never deployed outside of the United States.\u00a0 He spent the entire\u00a0 war with a group of bitches sniffing drugs. &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Horror of it all.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any day now I will be getting an email from somewhere out there saying that there &hellip; <a title=\"Poser Pups, Ya just knew it would come to this.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=81142\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Poser Pups, Ya just knew it would come to this.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":667,"featured_media":81145,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,7,391],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-terror-war","category-valorvultures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81142\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/81145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}