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I heard there was a Secret Code<\/em><\/p>\n That broke their minds and stopped them cold<\/em><\/p>\n But that’s just silly rumor stuff now, isn’t it?<\/em><\/p>\n I’ve been working on some Seekrit Squirrel stuff for a while – which I can’t talk about because it’s… well, classified, y’know. \u00a0But I did come up with some secret codes that might be worth considering as a way to confusticate the Bad Guys and make them scratch something besides themselves.<\/p>\n Since seekrit squirrel codes are being stolen and posted online all the time, I though that new language called Gibberish might be useful. And if you can figure out what the first bunch of lines mean, let me know.<\/p>\n Akcie998nJK \u2013 65tcls; xoejav; mervno ashtoer refpepepit<\/p>\n Sldi w3en3<\/p>\n Fkwp; 938rf-d<\/p>\n Flwerijt92kdf\u2019 d\u2019cicu23k ccf9wskcnva ;dld9 vld8avw 3kj<\/p>\n There’s also that part about ‘The cat is in the pan. I say again, the cat is in the pan.”<\/p>\n Next, we have chitchat between the Strikeforce Control Group and the hot doggers (strikers, ground and aerial).<\/p>\n Note to Chef d\u2019\u00c9quipe:<\/p>\n Translation: Bomber to Striker One Guidon:<\/p>\n We\u2019re ordering 30 pounds of onions, 30 pounds of potatoes and 4 cartons of tabasco for dinner<\/p>\n Translation: we\u2019re dropping 30 bumper crops of conventional bombs and 15 MOABs plus 4 incendiary bombing runs<\/p>\n Is there any smell with those onions? Negative. We provide only the best materials when we have dinner guests.<\/p>\n Translation: are any of those bombs loaded with nerve gas or chemicals? Negative. All are non-chem, non-nuke and clean.<\/p>\n SHOPPING LIST (Targets Assigned, Logistics Required)<\/p>\n 5 lb potatoes \u2013 all red, no russets = carpet bombing 5 runs<\/p>\n 5 bottles of super hot tabasco sauce = incendiary bombing 5 runs<\/p>\n Cooking spray \u2013 6 cartons = 6 squads of fighter-bombers or for land forces, 6 brigades of heavy artillery-based infantry, plus aerial backup<\/p>\n Who\u2019s jumping out of the cake at the end? \u00a0Yo mama!<\/p>\n Translation: Homing in on target now.<\/p>\n How many candles on it? \u00a0Nine big fat ones!<\/p>\n Translation: Nine Fatboy nuke mines are planted and primed.<\/p>\n Don’t be late for dinner.<\/p>\n Translation: \u00a0Get all Groundpounders the hell out of that valley now-now-now!<\/p>\n Okay, \u00a0and leave the light on for us, willya?<\/p>\n Translation: There in eight.<\/p>\n I noticed that when that dead messenger homing pigeon from WWI was found in a chimney a couple of years ago, those old codes could have gone without translation if someone hadn’t found and bought an old code book at a curiosity shop. \u00a0I’m guessing that truckers still have that old ‘Breaker-breaker’ thing.<\/p>\n Since someone is always trying to steal secret codes, I think keeping it as simple as possible is a good idea. \u00a0You know what I mean: if hours are like days, it will take 3.75 days to rebake this batch of cookies (repair the warp drive and get us out of here).<\/p>\n I’m just waiting for someone in a tight spot to put out a Mayday call as James Kirk requesting permission to set off the Corbomite Device, which will destroy all lifeforms and shipping without a 250 mile radius of ground central.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"