{"id":8113,"date":"2009-02-23T21:39:47","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T02:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=8113"},"modified":"2009-02-23T22:09:35","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T03:09:35","slug":"cross-dressing-deserter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=8113","title":{"rendered":"Cross dressing deserter busted by Boulder cops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/i-feel-a-thong-coming-on-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-8114 aligncenter\" title=\"i-feel-a-thong-coming-on-2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/i-feel-a-thong-coming-on-2-172x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"172\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/i-feel-a-thong-coming-on-2-172x300.jpg 172w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/i-feel-a-thong-coming-on-2.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 172px) 100vw, 172px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In keeping with our current reputation as &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/283291.php\">sick bastards<\/a>&#8220;, we offer this story about a possible recruit for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tavausa.org\/\">TAVA group we recently uncovered<\/a>. TSO emailed me this link (I don&#8217;t know where he finds this stuff &#8211; honestly, what search terms gets you results like this) from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailycamera.com\/news\/2009\/feb\/23\/army-deserter-arrested-boulder\/\">Colorado Daily Camera<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A 21-year-old man wanted by the U.S. Army for desertion was arrested in Boulder over the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>In a strange twist, he was found wearing a woman\u2019s thong and had three pairs of women\u2019s underpants stuffed in his shirt pocket.<\/p>\n<p>Boulder police said they received an anonymous tip Saturday that Christopher Mauger, who has a nationwide felony warrant for desertion, could be found in an apartment unit at 770 29th St. in Boulder.<\/p>\n<p>Police went to the apartment around 4 p.m. and caught Mauger, who was wearing Army camouflage pants, at the back of the building trying to climb down to the ground from the deck.<\/p>\n<p>Mauger \u2014 who Army officials say is from Centerport, N.Y. and was undergoing basic training at Fort Benning, Ga. \u2014 told police that he left the base while he was on leave and didn\u2019t plan on returning. Then he tried to run away, according to an arrest report.<\/p>\n<p>Two officers took Mauger to the ground and told him that he would be Tased if he didn\u2019t calm down, police said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m beginning to see a common thread running through all of these deserters, resisters and general malcontents. Is anyone else picking up on that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In keeping with our current reputation as &#8220;sick bastards&#8220;, we offer this story about a possible &hellip; <a title=\"Cross dressing deserter busted by Boulder cops\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=8113\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cross dressing deserter busted by Boulder cops<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}