Toilet humor is a time-honored tradition of military personnel around the globe, passed down from generation to generation by exceptional orators, inscriptions on barracks walls as treasured as the Dead Sea Scrolls or through meticulously sketched art in far-flung porta-johns, the likes of which are rivaled only by Michelangelo\u2019s Sistine Chapel.<\/p>\n
This past week, military annals of lavatory amusement received a noteworthy addition when a British Army captain, in a state of awe-inspiring intoxication following a formal ceremony, was stripped naked by his troops after he fell asleep and locked in a barracks bathroom for six hours to contemplate the meaning of life.<\/p>\n
What the captain\u2019s subordinates didn\u2019t expect, however, was that the prank victim, once roused from the dead, would reveal himself to be the second coming of Harry Houdini mixed with a dash of Tasmanian Devil.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen he woke up he started banging on the door, screaming at the blokes to let him out,\u201d a source told the Daily Mail. \u201cThey replied they\u2019d only let him out if he gave them a pay rise.\u201d<\/p>\n
Unwilling to budge on matters of pay, the explosive ordnance disposal officer who refused to dispose of his explosive temper began unleashing hell on the porcelain-filled confines, ripping the toilet and steel handrails from their foundation to bash his way to sweet deliverance, the report said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Drunk, naked and angry are no way to be, Captain, so never pass out in the enlisted barracks. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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