{"id":79223,"date":"2018-05-03T08:54:36","date_gmt":"2018-05-03T12:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=79223"},"modified":"2018-05-03T08:00:54","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T12:00:54","slug":"keith-barnes-squatch-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=79223","title":{"rendered":"Keith Barnes; squatch hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=79224\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-79224\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Keith-Barnes.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"343\" height=\"331\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-79224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Keith-Barnes.jpg 343w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Keith-Barnes-300x290.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 343px) 100vw, 343px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>One of our ninjas send us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nwaonline.com\/news\/2018\/apr\/24\/sheriff-alleged-bigfoot-hunter-investigated-now-fa\/\">a story about Keith Barnes<\/a> who told authorities in Arkansas that he was employed by the US government&#8217;s Interior Department to track and record Big Foot movements. The Interior Department responded that he doesn&#8217;t work for them and that no job exists;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>During the criminal impersonation investigation, the sheriff&#8217;s office received an anonymous tip that Barnes had child pornography.<\/p>\n<p>According to the news release, &#8220;sufficient evidence&#8221; was found, and Barnes was arrested Tuesday on a charge of possessing or viewing matter depicting sexually explicit conduct involving a child.<\/p>\n<p>He was released from jail after posting $50,000 bond, authorities say, and is scheduled to appear in court June 18.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of our ninjas send us a story about Keith Barnes who told authorities in Arkansas &hellip; <a title=\"Keith Barnes; squatch hunter\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=79223\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Keith Barnes; squatch hunter<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79224,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79223\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/79224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}