{"id":7853,"date":"2009-02-14T11:10:40","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T16:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=7853"},"modified":"2009-02-14T11:10:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T16:10:40","slug":"onion-sonys-newest-stupid-pos-that-doesnt-fn-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=7853","title":{"rendered":"Onion: Sony&#8217;s newest stupid POS that doesn&#8217;t F&#8217;n Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I figured that you&#8217;d need some entertainment while you wait for the Obama Administration to suck your savings dry. <strong>***Major language warnings***<\/strong>;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer2\/flvplayer.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/93143\/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/SONY_FUCK_article3_0.jpg &#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=Sony%20Releases%20New%20Stupid%20Piece%20Of%20Shit%20That%20Doesn%27t%20Fucking%20Work\"><\/embed><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I figured that you&#8217;d need some entertainment while you wait for the Obama Administration to suck &hellip; <a title=\"Onion: Sony&#8217;s newest stupid POS that doesn&#8217;t F&#8217;n Work\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=7853\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Onion: Sony&#8217;s newest stupid POS that doesn&#8217;t F&#8217;n Work<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}