{"id":78092,"date":"2018-03-05T19:05:25","date_gmt":"2018-03-06T00:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=78092"},"modified":"2018-03-05T19:05:45","modified_gmt":"2018-03-06T00:05:45","slug":"dumbassery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=78092","title":{"rendered":"Dumbassery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In <a href=\"https:\/\/patch.com\/texas\/midtownhouston\/s\/gdbhx\/man-who-shot-friend-wearing-bulletproof-vest-charged\">Houston, Texas<\/a>, yesterday, Daniel Barber was at a party where he found a bullet proof vest, which, of course, he put on. According to news reports, he then told his friend Jason Allen Griffin, 39, to shoot him. Of course, Griffin complied. Well, Barber is now dead, despite Griffin&#8217;s attempt to reverse the &#8220;shoot me&#8221; process.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Investigators said Griffin left, the party with another person, and was arrested at an area hospital after he allegedly became suicidal.<\/p>\n<p>Griffin remains hositalized.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Griffin is also looking at charges of felony possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of body armor and manslaughter.<\/p>\n<p>It is unknown if the bullet penetrated the vest or passed into Barber through an unprotected area, or if anyone asked anyone else to hold their beer during the ill-fated stunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Houston, Texas, yesterday, Daniel Barber was at a party where he found a bullet proof &hellip; <a title=\"Dumbassery\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=78092\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dumbassery<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78092"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78092\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}