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Our partner Don Shipley shares his work on this goofy-looking fellow, William George Huurman, Jr<\/a> who is a bail bondsman in Kissimmee, Florida. He claims to be a Navy SEAL and that he served in Team 2, but that he represents SEAL Team 7 because that is where the Navy tosses all of their “SEAL Jews, Christians and Muslims that were disowned by SEAL Team for being religious.” There are tattoos involved;<\/p>\n

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He’s wearing Tapout shirts so you know he’s legit. Huurman says that his SEAL code name is “Oakley-H” which is tattooed on his leg. <\/p>\n

When confronted, Huurman has a \u201cNaval Confidentiality Agreement\u201d because his DD214 is so classified (Mr Shipley assures us that there is no such thing as a \u201cNaval Confidentiality Agreement\u201d for service in the SEAL Teams). Huurman claims that he’s a “SEAL of God” and he tries to “save” the folks that he takes into custody before he turns them over to the police.<\/p>\n

Anyway, the Navy responded to the FOIA request with a resounding “Who?”<\/p>\n

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Huurman says that he changed his name after his service, but no, there is no record of him changing his name.<\/p>\n

Mr Shipley recognized that Mr Huurman was too ugly to be a SEAL, so he asked the Army for any records. The Army responded “Oh, that guy”. Huurman had an impressive 21 days of service at Fort McClellan hoping, but failing, to become a Military Policeman;<\/p>\n

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Mr Shipley tells us that the SEALs would never accept someone that ugly and with that stupid name in their presence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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