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These day’s Gun control arguments and activism is a taste of the Liberal Zombie Apocalypse. They’re all over the place, on your news-feeds, on your browser, on your social media, on message boards, on the streets, etc. They don’t want your brain or flesh… Just a piece of your gun rights. They want the government to take more of your money, and make it harder for organizations to earn it. <\/p>\n
On top of that, they want to turn you into one of them via their version of “discussion and compromise”. This involves you being in listen mode, while they try to convert you.<\/p>\n
The following is a breakdown of their “line of reasoning”. I saw the original version of this on the old Protest Warrior forms. It was funny, but needed adjustments for easier reading. I improved, adjusted, and expanded on it over the years. This is a humorous take on the profiles of the liberals, embellishers, and phonies that we’ve came across. <\/p>\n
Without further ado:<\/p>\n
Q: First of all, what is a liberal zombie? <\/b><\/p>\n
A liberal zombie is a former human that used to have a brain and was once capable of carrying out a debate. Today; however, said individual no longer has a brain and can only parrot leftist\/Anti American tripe and drivel; facts are completely useless to him\/her. This is also a person that doesn’t believe in personal responsibility and accountability. They choose to blame some outside factor for their demise instead. They’ll utilize the, “But they do it to,” argument in response to your pointing out their errant arguments and actions. <\/p>\n
Q: What kind of defenses do these zombies utilize when shocked into reality by the facts?<\/b><\/p>\n
Typical responses to the facts include rebuttals consisting solely of insults but no substance, name-calling, comments such as, “This thread is stupid”, and comments pulled from ones behind — or out of thin air. Other defenses include accusing you of being in denial, of being a phony, of arguing from assumptions, and of arguing from perception. <\/p>\n
One defense used by these zombies is a severe emotional reaction to an analogy that forces them to question their flawed reasoning. <\/p>\n
They’ll also tap dance around straightforward questions that you ask them. Or, they would simply ignore these questions.<\/p>\n
If you want to get an idea of what they will tell you in advance, go watch and read some liberal news sources. Touch up on some conspiracy theories while you are at it. Don’t forget to watch and read foreign news sources as well, like those immediately to the right of Vladimir Lenin. Their reply will certainly be a refresher of these sources. <\/p>\n
There’s a typical defense used by a borderline zombie whose perception of things come crumbling down like a house of cards… Whose misconceptions have been shattered as a result of being exposed to facts and\/or logical arguments. This defense comes in the form of accusing you of having no debating skills, of accusing you of being brainwashed, or an accusation that your response had no substance when the facts dictate otherwise. <\/p>\n
Treat these borderline zombies with care, any more exposure to the facts could send them hurtling down the path to becoming full blown zombies. Flaming them with the facts could accelerate this change. <\/p>\n
Q: Where do these liberal zombies come from?<\/b><\/p>\n
Most, if not all, liberal zombies begin as thinking human beings. But mainstream media propaganda likes to brainwash their audiences. Brainwashing includes thinking that the USA, its rich people, and its conservatives, are the causes of all of the world’s problems. It also includes making these liberals think that they are only presenting one of many “right” answers. Other people, unfortunately, do a Castro “face dive” into news sources that are based on emotion and not on fact. <\/p>\n
But once facts and logic are applied to their dishonest tomes, leftist propaganda quickly falls apart as their ideology cannot stand up to intellectual scrutiny. Thinking people, on the other hand, are quick to see the facts and are very quick to connect the dots. They’re not suckered into confusing emotions as facts. <\/p>\n
SOME humans; however, cling tenaciously to this leftist line of reasoning in spite<\/b> of the facts. This causes their brain to literally begin to decay in their skulls. They have the appearance of humans, but – upon closer inspection – their glassy eyed stupefied stare and pungent aroma quickly identify them to be liberal zombies! <\/p>\n
Q: Should I shoot them?<\/b><\/p>\n
Heavens NO! You’ll only re-enforce the propaganda that they’ve been forced fed, about veterans, law-abiding citizen gun owners, and conservatives. You’ll end up going to jail. <\/p>\n
Q: Should I debate them?<\/b><\/p>\n
NO! This is about one of the most dangerous things a human being can do when confronted by this type of zombie. They’re IMMUNE to facts, to rational thought, and to logical reasoning. Debating them encourages them to repeat their liberal vitriol and drivels and may in fact attract MORE zombies. It’s best to ignore them, or hurl insults at them. <\/p>\n
Q: Do liberal zombies KNOW they are zombies?<\/b><\/p>\n
In most cases no, they still think they’re rational human beings. They’re usually completely devoid of a sense of humor. <\/p>\n
There are issues and areas that make perfect sense to them, though facts — current and historical — do not support what they think makes sense. They believe that their drivel makes perfect sense to other people, even when common sense dictates otherwise. They see anyone, that dares to use the facts to discredit their tripe, as brainwashed sheep incapable of coming up with their position… Without rational thought and without instruction by some “right-wing” higher source. <\/p>\n
If someone claims that the liberal media — such as the New York Times, BBC, CNN, MSNBC, and their ilk — are “centrist” or reliable news sources, for example, there’s a 99.99% chance that they’re a liberal zombie. <\/p>\n
A liberal zombie, upon seeing this post, will demonstrate denial by claiming that they could take each of the criteria here and apply them to conservatives. <\/p>\n
This is consistent with their “blame the other guy” mentality. <\/p>\n
The ones that are truly in denial will try to go through this list and explain why they are not liberal zombies, or why others are zombies. <\/p>\n
Q: Are all liberals zombies? <\/b><\/p>\n
No, although liberals do<\/b> have zombie like tendencies, there are many liberals that retain some higher brain functions and can hold an open debate. Then there are liberals that are borderline zombies, as mentioned earlier. <\/p>\n
Warning:<\/b> too many facts at once can overload a borderline liberal zombie, and fling them into full-blown brain melt down, handle these people gently! <\/p>\n
Note:<\/b> If you come across a classical liberal, don’t panic, they’re perfectly human and are very capable of analytical thinking. Their liberal like appearance is just a defense mechanism. This also applies to the fair and balanced modern liberals, who have maintained their brain functions. The latter is just being well intentioned and don’t mean any harm, their consistently being wrong should not be mistaken for zombie behavior. <\/p>\n
Q: Are there other ways to spot this type of zombie? <\/b><\/p>\n
My word yes! <\/p>\n
Merely mentioning the following will often send any liberal zombie within earshot into a frothy frenzy of spewing utter nonsense: <\/p>\n
* President Trump (or Republican politician),<\/p>\n
* President Trump’s policies and accomplishments,<\/p>\n
* Our right to defend ourselves and to act in our best security interests, <\/p>\n
* Why gun control won’t work,<\/p>\n
* Tax cuts given back in the percentages that they were paid, <\/p>\n
* Responsibility and accountability, <\/p>\n
* Why tax cuts are not income redistribution, <\/p>\n
* Evidence that the liberals are wrong… Or a strong logical argument against liberal tripe, <\/p>\n
Or support for the candidate that believes in these things. <\/p>\n
If you want to quickly spot some liberal zombies, simply talk about liberal zombies. This will cause liberal zombies to come out of the woodworks and go straight for you. Use this trick with care. <\/p>\n
It’s best just to walk away and ignore these zombies when this happens; or hurl insults at them. This may cause them to call you an oil hungry imperialist, fascist, sheep, (well versed in the army doctrine if you are in the military, no matter which branch), brown shirt, brainwashed, NAZI, racist, xenophobic, misogynist, sexist, homophobic, etc., before going away. <\/p>\n
Q: Can liberal zombies ever say anything intelligent? Can we communicate with them?<\/b><\/p>\n
The classical liberal and the fair and balanced modern liberals are the types that could hold an intelligent conversation on a regular basis. <\/p>\n
The liberal zombies also can and do say something intelligent once in a while that is NOT 100% retarded. But they usually follow that with name-calling or insults. <\/p>\n
Q: But thebesig, there are conservatives on This Aint Hell that utilize name-calling and insults, does that make them zombies as well? <\/b><\/p>\n
If this happens, there’s a very good chance that the recipient of this label is actually an idiot, or what they are described as. This is not an insult on the account that this poster is calling it like it is. <\/p>\n
This is different from someone calling you an idiot because they do not have a factual or logical reply or because they simply don’t like what you said. <\/p>\n
Q: Do these zombies have a sense of humor?<\/b><\/p>\n
No. <\/p>\n
Q: If someone doesn’t have a sense of humor does that mean that they’re a liberal zombie?<\/b><\/p>\n
They either don’t find you funny or they just simply lack a sense of humor. More criteria will have to be utilized before determining whether someone is a liberal zombie or not. If it’s the former, it’s possible that they take things to seriously. In this case they might become candidates for being real liberal zombies in the future. <\/p>\n
Q: What should I do if I accidentally try to be rational with one of these zombies? <\/b><\/p>\n
Quickly realize your mistake, ignore them, and then walk away – OR hurl insults at them until they call you an imperialist, fascist, brown shirt, brainwashed, in denial, xenophobic, misogynist, racist, homophobic, etc. and walk away. <\/p>\n
Q: Hey thebesig, what do you do when the liberal zombie just won’t go away? <\/b><\/p>\n
One common zombie fighting tactic is to instantly<\/b> reply to their post with a cut and paste from a site that has nothing<\/b> to do with the original thread, let me give you an example: <\/p>\n
Thread title:<\/b> Man-made global warming is real! <\/p>\n
Your initial reaction is to debunk this with facts, but remember; this is NOT a rational human that we’re dealing with here, but a liberal zombie. Respond to the thread with cut\/pastes from sites that have nothing<\/b> to do with the original post. For example, an article on someone going full bore “trigglypuff”, a copy and paste of a sports event, or growing garden plants. Remember, Google is your friend! <\/p>\n
Using President Donald Trump’s tweets greatly offends these zombies hint hint!<\/b> <\/p>\n
Q: Dear thebesig,<\/b><\/p>\n
What should we do if we are accidentally bitten by one of these zombies? Their soulless behavior isn’t contagious, is it? <\/p>\n
Please… I need answers quickly… I’m starting to feel like… like… like…. I…Am… Feeling… triggered! <\/p>\n
Liberal zombie conversion is not<\/b> spread by bites. It’s self-inflicted when a rational thinking human being clings tenaciously to leftist mantras in spit<\/b> of facts and logic proving otherwise. Their brain suffers a massive meltdown and begins to rot in their skulls. <\/p>\n
If you “feel” like you are becoming a liberal zombie, put the iPhone, iPad, games, etc., down and get a job… The feeling will soon pass. <\/p>\n
Q: Hey thebesig, are there other types of zombies that I should be aware of?<\/b><\/p>\n
There are these anti-western zombies that despise anything western and do not restrict their hatred to the US. These zombies honestly think that without western civilization, the world would be a utopia paradise with ever lasting peace. The criteria used on liberal zombies applies to these zombies as well. <\/p>\n
Also, there’s the “Stolen Valor” zombie. These guys will do things like tell you about the nature of their service. Then, when you ask them questions about their service, they’ll tell you that “it’s secret” or “classified” or something like that. <\/p>\n
Q: Thebesig, what do I do when name-calling does not work?<\/b><\/p>\n
If this liberal zombie is immune to name calling (a rare and extra annoying type of zombie) then simply say, “Oh be quiet!”<\/b> Then walk away. Don’t waste your time with these zombies, you’ll get better reception arguing with the walls. <\/p>\n
Q: What’s the best way to recognize one of these zombies on websites like this? <\/b><\/p>\n
Watch for the “clever” – you got under my skin – responses to this post. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"