{"id":77588,"date":"2018-02-07T13:40:18","date_gmt":"2018-02-07T18:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=77588"},"modified":"2018-02-07T13:40:57","modified_gmt":"2018-02-07T18:40:57","slug":"homeless-man-steals-humvee-to-join-the-army","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=77588","title":{"rendered":"Homeless man steals Humvee to join the Army"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=77589\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-77589\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/stolen_humvee_1024-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-77589\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/stolen_humvee_1024-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/stolen_humvee_1024-438x333.jpg 438w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/stolen_humvee_1024.jpg 676w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/komonews.com\/news\/local\/police-man-steals-humvee-from-national-guard-armory-lands-in-jail\">KOMONews<\/a>, an unnamed 24-year-old homeless man in Washington State stole a Humvee from the Washington Army National Guard armory in Pasco. Then he drove it to the Army&#8217;s Yakima Training Center. He admitted his crime to gate guards and informed them that he wanted to join the Army;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The man was arrested for investigation of burglary, auto theft and malicious mischief.<\/p>\n<p>He had been staying at the Tri-City Union Gospel Mission before the incident. He has now landed in the Franklin County Corrections Center.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess the recruiters were all closed. They really missed the boat on this recruit.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Jim for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to KOMONews, an unnamed 24-year-old homeless man in Washington State stole a Humvee from the &hellip; <a title=\"Homeless man steals Humvee to join the Army\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=77588\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Homeless man steals Humvee to join the Army<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":77589,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[185],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77588\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/77589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}