{"id":77169,"date":"2018-01-16T07:30:39","date_gmt":"2018-01-16T12:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=77169"},"modified":"2018-01-16T07:21:18","modified_gmt":"2018-01-16T12:21:18","slug":"coming-soon-to-grocery-stores-near-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=77169","title":{"rendered":"Coming Soon to Grocery Stores Near You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What new product am I talking about? Well, here ya go &#8211; it&#8217;s called &#8220;Unicorn Fruit Loops&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thedailymeal.com\/sites\/default\/files\/2017\/12\/19\/Unicorn%201_0.jpg\" width=\"375\" height=\"531\" \/><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m not joking &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailymeal.com\/eat\/unicorn-froot-loops-are-coming-to-usa\/121917\"><i>I\u2019m serious.<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s already available in the UK. Supposedly it will be available in the US in March.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d guess it will be quite popular with college students and recent grads \u2013 at least, until reality smacks them \u201cupside the head\u201d &#8211; as well as among \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <del>Leftists<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <del>Socialists<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Progressives in general. I\u2019d also guess it will be especially popular in Greenwich Village and the Castro District.<\/p>\n<p>No word on whether it comes with \u201cmini-Skittles\u201d mixed in the cereal, though. (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What new product am I talking about? Well, here ya go &#8211; it&#8217;s called &#8220;Unicorn Fruit &hellip; <a title=\"Coming Soon to Grocery Stores Near You!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=77169\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Coming Soon to Grocery Stores Near You!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}