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It has been three<\/del> nearly four years since we busted William Derek Church<\/a> for pretending to be a Ranger. We nick-named him “The Round Ranger” because of his shape (he’s in shape and round is a shape). He pretended to be a wounded retired paratrooper staff sergeant with time in combat. <\/p>\n

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In reality, he had failed out of basic training twice, he had spent a year in the National Guard, but they jettisoned his big ass because he couldn’t get through training – basic training, not even Ranger training or parachutist training;<\/p>\n

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Well, I only mention him today because, apparently he hasn’t stopped pretending to be a Ranger, looking at recent pictures sent to us by Frankie;<\/p>\n

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Grow up, Derek. Enter eating contests and make a name for yourself in that endeavor and quit pretending you are something that you failed at accomplishing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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