{"id":76823,"date":"2017-12-30T10:23:09","date_gmt":"2017-12-30T15:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=76823"},"modified":"2022-01-23T22:46:30","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T03:46:30","slug":"william-derek-church-is-not-a-ranger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=76823","title":{"rendered":"William Derek Church is not a Ranger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=76824\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76824\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"306\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-76824\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-1.jpg 256w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-1-251x300.jpg 251w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It has been <del datetime=\"2017-12-30T16:56:11+00:00\">three<\/del> nearly four years since we busted <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39182\">William Derek Church<\/a> for pretending to be a Ranger. We nick-named him &#8220;The Round Ranger&#8221; because of his shape (he&#8217;s in shape and round is a shape). He pretended to be a wounded retired paratrooper staff sergeant with time in combat. <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=76825\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76825\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derek-Church3-272x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"272\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-76825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derek-Church3-272x333.jpg 272w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derek-Church3-245x300.jpg 245w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derek-Church3.jpg 544w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>In reality, he had failed out of basic training twice, he had spent a year in the National Guard, but they jettisoned his big ass because he couldn&#8217;t get through training &#8211; basic training, not even Ranger training or parachutist training;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39185\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39185\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA-259x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-39185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA-259x333.jpg 259w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA-233x300.jpg 233w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA.jpg 782w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39186\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39186\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-assignments-500x216.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"216\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-39186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-assignments-500x216.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-assignments-300x130.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/William-Derek-Church-assignments.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=76826\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76826\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA-DD214-296x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"296\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-76826\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA-DD214-296x333.jpg 296w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA-DD214-266x300.jpg 266w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/William-Derek-Church-FOIA-DD214.jpg 529w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=76827\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76827\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/WILLIAM-Derek-Church-FOIA-NGB22-311x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"311\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-76827\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/WILLIAM-Derek-Church-FOIA-NGB22-311x333.jpg 311w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/WILLIAM-Derek-Church-FOIA-NGB22-281x300.jpg 281w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/WILLIAM-Derek-Church-FOIA-NGB22.jpg 563w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Well, I only mention him today because, apparently he hasn&#8217;t stopped pretending to be a Ranger, looking at recent pictures sent to us by Frankie;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=76828\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76828\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-2-500x281.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-76828\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-2-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-2.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=76829\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76829\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-3-500x281.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-76829\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-3-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Derrick-Church-still-posing-3.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=73294\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-73294\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Derek-Church-334x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"334\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-73294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Derek-Church-334x333.jpg 334w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Derek-Church-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Derek-Church-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Derek-Church.jpg 386w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Grow up, Derek. Enter eating contests and make a name for yourself in that endeavor and quit pretending you are something that you failed at accomplishing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been three nearly four years since we busted William Derek Church for pretending to &hellip; <a title=\"William Derek Church is not a Ranger\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=76823\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">William Derek Church is not a Ranger<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":76824,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,391],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-valorvultures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76823\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/76824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}