{"id":76646,"date":"2017-12-19T08:30:47","date_gmt":"2017-12-19T13:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=76646"},"modified":"2017-12-19T07:03:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-19T12:03:35","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-290","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=76646","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Give me my money back, bitch <\/a><\/p>\n

It ain’t easy being cheesy <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hating Susan <\/a><\/p>\n

Yeah, this’ll work. Thanks. <\/a><\/p>\n

Well, with that list of facts…<\/a> <\/p>\n

Stuck in the 60’s <\/a><\/p>\n

All I want for Christmas… <\/a><\/p>\n

Liberals and their emails <\/a><\/p>\n

…a political eternity. <\/a><\/p>\n

Jill Stein; Trump\/Putin flunkie? <\/a> <\/p>\n

If only Hollywood were real life <\/a><\/p>\n

Gone to the dogs <\/a> <\/p>\n

Blame Alabama <\/a><\/p>\n

Rock the vote <\/a> <\/p>\n

Well that explains Bernie Sanders, then.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Disney reminds everyone who the president is<\/a> <\/p>\n

Fake family member fake calls and fake pleads for fake help <\/a> <\/p>\n

He’s still a bloated moron <\/a><\/p>\n

Anyone else remember Fitzmas? Pepperidge Farms remembers.<\/a><\/p>\n

Constitutional “scholars” <\/a> <\/p>\n

Mean Jill Greens <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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